Definitions by P Banger
Muff Cabbage
Muff Cabbage by P Banger October 16, 2010
Jamaican Bobsled Team
A term used to describe a situation that is possible, but unlikely to happen. Popularized by the tv show Glee.
Based on the 1988 Winter Olympics team who fell short of winning any medals but did surprisingly well.
Based on the 1988 Winter Olympics team who fell short of winning any medals but did surprisingly well.
"What do you think the chances are that Jennifer will say yes if I ask her to go out with me?"
"Jamaican Bobsled Team, dude..."
"Jamaican Bobsled Team, dude..."
Jamaican Bobsled Team by P Banger February 15, 2010
The Von Bondies
A four piece garage rock band from Detroit, Michigan. Only famous for their one hit one wonder "C'mon C'mon" and their lead singer Jason Stollsteimer getting the shit beat out of him by Jack White.
#1: "The Von Bondies? Never heard of them."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."
The Von Bondies by P Banger November 27, 2009
New Jersey K-Turn
Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.
New Jersey K-Turn by P Banger November 3, 2009
Brotassium
The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.
"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"
"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."
"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."
Brotassium by P Banger October 21, 2009