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A term used to describe a situation that is possible, but unlikely to happen. Popularized by the tv show Glee.
Based on the 1988 Winter Olympics team who fell short of winning any medals but did surprisingly well.
Based on the 1988 Winter Olympics team who fell short of winning any medals but did surprisingly well.
"What do you think the chances are that Jennifer will say yes if I ask her to go out with me?"
"Jamaican Bobsled Team, dude..."
"Jamaican Bobsled Team, dude..."
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"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."
"I'd be scarred for life."
"I'd be scarred for life."
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Have you heard Discovery's cover of I Want You Back by The Jackson 5? It's like an orgy in your eardrums!
by P Banger December 28, 2009
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"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"
"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."
"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."
by P Banger October 21, 2009
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#1: "The Von Bondies? Never heard of them."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."
by P Banger November 27, 2009
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