Definitions by Oxithemoron (the orginal)

BFFF - Best Friend Forever For now 

1.A person who changes BFF on a regular basis. 2. Serial befriender

"I see Linda has dropped Patty as her BFF. Whose her new BFFF - Best Friend Forever For Now?" asked Brenda. "I hear she found Wendy at the mall." replied Barb

BFFF - Best Friend Forever For now by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 22, 2011

T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies

Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)

What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"

." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula

T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011

Cell Phone Bingo 

When at a crawl or otherwise in traffic, you see at least five cars in a row on their cell phone.

"Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"

Cell Phone Bingo by Oxithemoron (the orginal) December 30, 2009

vu déjà 

When you see something for the first time and you wish you had never seen it in the first place.

Peter how was your trip to Key West. Great except for this 350 male in a speedo. Man, vu déjà!!

vu déjà by Oxithemoron (the orginal) December 6, 2009