Owned's definitions

top

A person who is in control in a BDSM relationship.

I could never be a top, because i like to be spanked.

by owned April 17, 2005

emporer

one that can not type correctly whilst maintaining a steady speed.

sadi, waht, teh, oen

by owned January 29, 2004

greddy

An ass bandit who claims to have a fast car, but really has a fat dick in his ass

<GReddy`> My HOMIE has a B18C5 in his HONDA/ACURA and he runs 4 second 1/4 miles. <GReddy`> oh, and i suck cock.

by owned August 9, 2003

bottom

Anyone in a submissive position in a BDSM relationship, not just homosexuals.

I'm a bottom, because i like to be spanked and told what to do.

by owned April 17, 2005

el jay

all the cool scene kids spell LJ, el jay. Its a way of refering to livejournal. an online journal where you complain about your life and post a million picture from the top right angle.

d00d did you check out my new el jay layout, its totally the sex, check it out and tell me what you think

by owned June 1, 2004

shnoZ

One who sucks cock allday/everyday

That person is a FKN shnoZ!

by OWNED May 13, 2005

DirtyDan

Geek loser nerd fag etc etc

Also looks something like Fanny Piles.

U Dirtydan.

I was talkin to this kid....was blatently a dirtydan

etc etc

by owned May 23, 2003