Zach: God donut, this ducking phone won't let me ducking cuss!
Abby: I know we're mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
Zach: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. Know what? Screw this. See you in bell, you ditch. Bye.
Abby: I know we're mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
Zach: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. Know what? Screw this. See you in bell, you ditch. Bye.
by Overstored Milk August 07, 2014
Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".
Tammy: You know what I really think of you?
Jon: What?
Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!
Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!
Jon: What?
Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!
Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!
by Overstored Milk October 20, 2014
If you're either poor or a college student who lives on campus (or both; as if there's really a difference between the two anyway), Ramen noodles are the perfect meal for three reasons:
1) It usually only costs a few cents
2) You don't need anything more than water and a microwave
3) It's pretty easy to spruce up the noodles by adding in whatever, whether it be pepper, an egg, chopped sausages, hot sauce, etc.
1) It usually only costs a few cents
2) You don't need anything more than water and a microwave
3) It's pretty easy to spruce up the noodles by adding in whatever, whether it be pepper, an egg, chopped sausages, hot sauce, etc.
This tuition cost makes me want to jump off a building, but at least I have some tasty Maruchan Ramen
by Overstored Milk March 21, 2023
When you watch a VHS tape so much, it stops working, and you have to buy another copy of that movie/record another rerun of the episode you're watching.
"He recorded all the PB&J Otter episodes as a kid. One day, he watched this one episode so many times, he committed VHS murder."
by Overstored Milk February 22, 2015
Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014
*Friday evening*
Person: "I'll start on this science project in a couple of minutes."
*Sunday night*
Person: "This time, I'll start up on my project. Let me just check the time... oh, 10:24 PM."
Person: "I'll start on this science project in a couple of minutes."
*Sunday night*
Person: "This time, I'll start up on my project. Let me just check the time... oh, 10:24 PM."
by Overstored Milk September 03, 2016
"He will have to wear a helmet whenever he's in the bus; he has kpop."
"Dude, you play Fortnite? That's so kpop."
"Dude, you play Fortnite? That's so kpop."
by Overstored Milk May 01, 2020