Overstored Milk's definitions

calm your tits

Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".

Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!

by Overstored Milk October 19, 2014

Wall Of Text

A HUGE paragraph that is long and looks like an essay. Usually, it doesn't use paragraphs at all. It sometimes hurts the reader's eyes.

WOT is also short for "Wall Of Text".

John: ZOMG!!!!!111111!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT1!!!!! I JUST PLAYED A GAME I GOT WHILE I WAS AN INTERN AT NINTENDO. IT WAS POKEMANZ RUBEH I PLAYED IT WHEN I WAS WEE LADDY. SO I STARTED IT UP AND EVERYTHING WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND THEN THE GAME STARTED. I NOTICIED TER WUZ A SAVE FILE THAT WAS A GIRL. I WAS PISSED CAUZ I WAS A GUY. SO I PLAYED THE GAME AND TER WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, AND MAY(MY CHARACTER) HAD BLACK EYES AND WAS CRYING BLOOD. I WENT INTO A BATTLE AND MY TORCHIC WAS HYPER REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIM/HER/I DON'T FRIKIN KNOW. MY JIMMIES WERE BEYOND RUSTLED BY THIS. MY TORCHIC KILLED THE POKEMANZ AND THERE TRAINER BY SHOOTING THEM WITH A MICRO UZI. HOW THE FUK A TORCHIC CAN HOLD A SUBMACHINE-GUN I WILL NEVER KNOW. THEN MAY KILLED THE TORCHIC AND SAID "UR NEXT". BEHIND ME MAY WAS STANDING BEHIND ME AND SHE WAS HOLDING A BOWIE KNIFE. WHY THE HELL A BOWIE KNIFE I DON'T KNOW. SHE SAID,"THIS IS FOR ALL THE PAIN YOU CAUSED ME". I SAID "BITCH, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING". THEN EVIL PATRIXXX APPEARED AND SAID," THIS IS NOT FOR SUFFERING, THIS IS PATRIXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ELEVEN!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT!!!!!!" AND THEN KILLED MAY BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. THEN HEROBRINE, JEFF THE KILLER, LOST SILVER, SLENDERMAN AND SCP-682 CAME OUT AND KILLED MEH.

AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT

Danny: MY EYES!!!

Mike: That was a wall of text.

by Overstored Milk June 23, 2014

Spiffy

Cool, neat, good, interesting, or fun.

"I think Fred is a spiffy friend."

"You have some spiffy shoes."

by Overstored Milk May 3, 2014

you and what army

A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.

Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?

by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014

come meet my cat

To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.

"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."

by Overstored Milk September 1, 2014

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

munchies

Hungry after smoking some weed. It is most likely the stoner will eat junk food.
You're actually not really hungry. It's like you haven't ate something for a long time, let's say a month.

So basically, it's a type of effect after smoking marijuana.

Nathan: I've had some serious munchies last night. I had some chicken, watermelon, burgers, pizza, mashed potatoes, bacon, shrimp, Onions, tomatoes, chili, soup, lettuce, nuts, Arby's, beef stew, burgers, instant noodles, cakes, pastries, biscuits and bread.

Trevor: Food is like a drug, and... you're an addict.

by Overstored Milk July 10, 2014