BodyKom

A mobile heart monitoring service that enable care personnel to receive the ECG of heart patients via the mobile network.

Mr. Heart, please step out of the circulatory system and don’t try to run, because I have my BodyKom on.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

abductor wedge

A medical device or cushion designed to help maintain proper positioning and alignment of the legs, particularly after certain types of surgery or to prevent hip joint contractures in individuals with limited mobility.

Surgeon 1: Be careful, you know what happened last time
Surgeon 2: I know, but this time I will not destroy the abductor wedge again

by Overall1728 September 21, 2023

Bodok seal

a specialized washer that ensures a gas-tight seal between the cylinder yoke or regulator of an anaesthetic machine or any medical device requiring a gas supply, and a gas cylinder.

If only a Bodok seal was a real seal and not just some washer for medical purposes.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

air ionizer

a device that releases negatively charged ions into the air.

Person 1: Hey, didn’t you install a new air ionizer today?
Jack: I have ionized my balls.

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023

autoclave

A device used in various industries, including healthcare and laboratories, to sterilize equipment and materials by subjecting them to high-pressure steam at a specific temperature.

Using an autoclave is the best way to kill bacteria. The pressure might pop your eyes out and your skin might melt, but it is still better than hand sanitizer.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

borescope

A tool used for visual inspection of hard-to-reach or inaccessible areas, such as inside engines, pipes, or other confined spaces.

A borescope is technically a telescope for small spaces.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

bubble sensor

A device designed to detect the presence of gas bubbles in a liquid.

A bubble sensor would just tell the bubble to get the fuck out of here.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023