Definitions by OrangUtanUK

soggy biscuit 

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.

Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.

soggy biscuit by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

threesome 

Three people having sex together. One person may be in the middle, or everyone can have sex with everyone else. A threesome can take several forms:
(1) FFF
(2) MMM
(3) MMF
(4) MFF
but some level of kinkiness is inevitable.

threesome by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

MMF 

A threesome involving two men and one woman. There are several options for who actually has sex with whom:
(1) the woman in the middle;
(2) one of the men in the middle;
(3) everyone has sex with both the others.

Thanks to Lara, I managed to get Toby into bed on Saturday; he went for an MMF.

MMF by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

treasure trail

A line, bar or tuft of fluff on a man's belly, between the belly-button and the top of the pubes.
Also known as a fuse, garden path, or goatee.

I love the feel of a guy's treasure trail on the back of my knuckles.

treasure trail by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

catamite 

In Graceo-Roman tradition, a boy kept for sexual purposes.
Informally, a younger male lover.

I picked up Ben from the college bar, and he stayed with me as my catamite until he graduated.

catamite by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

belly button 

The interesting orifice in your belly.
It may stick outwards (an outie) or inwards (an innie).
Useful for catching spooge but tends also to collect nut butter and lint.

I had to take my tongue out of his belly button, because his treasure trail was tickling my ear.

belly button by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

damp patch 

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.

Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.

damp patch by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003