belly button

The interesting orifice in your belly.
It may stick outwards (an outie) or inwards (an innie).
Useful for catching spooge but tends also to collect nut butter and lint.

I had to take my tongue out of his belly button, because his treasure trail was tickling my ear.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

soggy biscuit

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.

Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

treasure trail

A line, bar or tuft of fluff on a man's belly, between the belly-button and the top of the pubes.
Also known as a fuse, garden path, or goatee.

I love the feel of a guy's treasure trail on the back of my knuckles.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

catamite

In Graceo-Roman tradition, a boy kept for sexual purposes.
Informally, a younger male lover.

I picked up Ben from the college bar, and he stayed with me as my catamite until he graduated.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

goof

The moments of ecstasy and loss of self-control leading up to an orgasm. The corresponding stupid look on your face.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

threesome

Three people having sex together. One person may be in the middle, or everyone can have sex with everyone else. A threesome can take several forms:
(1) FFF
(2) MMM
(3) MMF
(4) MFF
but some level of kinkiness is inevitable.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

polyamory

A form of relationship involving more than two people. The relationships may be symmetrical (like a triangle), or something more complex. The relationships may also be open or closed, straight or gay, or a mixture.
A purely heterosexual form of polyamorous marriage was once practiced among the Tibetans: each man had many wives, and each woman had many husbands. This raises the possible of your brother also being your husband-in-law-in-law.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003