OrangUtanUK's definitions

treasure trail

A line, bar or tuft of fluff on a man's belly, between the belly-button and the top of the pubes.
Also known as a fuse, garden path, or goatee.

I love the feel of a guy's treasure trail on the back of my knuckles.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

catamite

In Graceo-Roman tradition, a boy kept for sexual purposes.
Informally, a younger male lover.

I picked up Ben from the college bar, and he stayed with me as my catamite until he graduated.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

belly button

The interesting orifice in your belly.
It may stick outwards (an outie) or inwards (an innie).
Useful for catching spooge but tends also to collect nut butter and lint.

I had to take my tongue out of his belly button, because his treasure trail was tickling my ear.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

soggy biscuit

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.

Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

MMF

A threesome involving two men and one woman. There are several options for who actually has sex with whom:
(1) the woman in the middle;
(2) one of the men in the middle;
(3) everyone has sex with both the others.

Thanks to Lara, I managed to get Toby into bed on Saturday; he went for an MMF.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.

When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

goof

The moments of ecstasy and loss of self-control leading up to an orgasm. The corresponding stupid look on your face.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003