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Social distancing zombies

In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.
I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.
by Option 22 March 26, 2020
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Fac quod dico, non quod facio

"Fac quod dico, non quod facio" is Latin for "do as I say, not as I do".

It is often recited in any 1 of the 30 bars in the House of Commons.
Binge-drinkers' brains have to work harder to feel empathy for other people in pain.

Cicero: "The more laws, the less justice."
Potbelly Hillbully: "Fac quod dico, non quod facio."
by Option 22 September 29, 2020
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Covid-1984

Covid-1984 is a controlavirus
Covid-1984 inserted itself into reality
by Option 22 April 23, 2020
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Insectualization

Insects have been around for a much longer time than humans. Insects such as ants and bees are so-called social species; as are humans. An ants nest is highly organized most often with the Queen only producing progeny. Since mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) is only passed down through the female line, the mtDNA has therefore been fixed. The hierarchical nature of the ants in the nest and the differences between the various levels from Queen to the lowest worker has been gradually fixed over a long period of time. An external biological determinant effected this system to mould the species to best suit needs. In ants, the biological determinant is linked to the fungus that the ant farms in the centre of the nest, the question arises whether the ants' behaviour is being controlled by the fungus or could this be considered a case of mutual symbiosis; the ant farms the fungus, the fungus controls the behaviour of the ants to tend to it? In humans, the external biological determinant would appear to also be a fungus. The end point for social species that have evolved over a long period of evolutionary time is clear to see in insects. In evolutionary terms, humans have been around for the blink of an eye.
1. The empire was created by insectualization. The most efficient means of insectualization was by nepotism, providing credit at 0% finance to friends and family, while charging exorbitant interest rates to the lowest workers. A neofeudalist totalitarian system will result from systems such as central planning, financialization, etc. with most of the population being born into a system of indebted servitude.
2. Insectualization of human beings is being brought about by money in imperceptibly small steps over a long period of time but in a relatively short amount of time compared to insects to where insectualization has already occurred.
3. The most effective means for insectualization is the system that we refer to as money. Money is linked to power, control, sex as candida is a sexually transmitted disease.
by Option 22 May 9, 2020
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Climate Emergency

Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.

The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.

“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”

“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
by Option 22 February 5, 2020
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Contact tracing

Contact tracing - an extension of big mother's tracking device for kids
Villanelle carried with her a piece of chalk for contact tracing
by Option 22 April 28, 2020
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Intergalactic

1. A hit by the Beastie Boys
2. The original concept of the Intergalactic computer network we now know as the Internet
3. 5G on the moon and beyond
1. Geeks in a shit robot take on the vampire squid in the video of the ear worm.

2. In 1963, a memorandum was sent to “Members and Affiliates of the Intergalactic Computer Network” containing a concept that led to Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) and the Internet. It was noted that there were striking similarities between ARPANET and fungus mycelium. T.H.R.U.S.H. infiltrated every agency. Agents of the Fungus for insectualization by mind control (ATF4) decided to cut out the middle man and make a computer out of fungus. The structure of logical functions computed could be determined by mycelium geometry. They were all taking LSD back then.
3. Intergalactic replaced the term Internet when 5G was set up on the moon. There ain’t no escape, from electronic…
by Option 22 February 12, 2020
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