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Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
by Option 22 February 5, 2020
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by Option 22 March 26, 2020
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by Option 22 March 31, 2020
Get the ⹋ mug.The controlavirus inserted itself into reality.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
Before the controlavirus, the average citizen unwittingly committed 3 felonies a day, now they commit so many they've put themselves under house arrest.
by Option 22 April 13, 2020
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Get the Covid-1984 mug.Vomocytosis is the cellular process by which a live organism that has previously been engulfed by a white blood cell is expelled without being destroyed.
“Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
“Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
Billy GG: “What’s with this vomocytosis?”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
by Option 22 April 23, 2020
Get the Vomocytosis mug.Napoleon Solo is a secret agent in the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. is the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. is to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. is considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that are ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against it. Solo was conceived by Ian Fleming.
Solo drives an Oldsmobile Super 88 called the Thrushbuster.
Solo is Number One in Section Two (Operations and Enforcement) at U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. is the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. is to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. is considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that are ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against it. Solo was conceived by Ian Fleming.
Solo drives an Oldsmobile Super 88 called the Thrushbuster.
Solo is Number One in Section Two (Operations and Enforcement) at U.N.C.L.E.
Napoleon Solo gets T.H.R.U.S.H. in various affairs:
Narcissus Darling – The Project Deephole Affair
Serena – The Double Affair
Angelique – The Deadly Games Affair
Oregano – The Hula Doll Affair
Gervaise Ravel – The Quadripartite Affair
Illya Kuryakin: “I've been briefed on you. Your balls are on a very long leash, held by a very short man.”
Napoleon Solo: “Things might get a little messy!”
Narcissus: "I thought he was a..."
Angelique: "Well, his reputation precedes him. His name does sound like some kind of..."
Narcissus Darling – The Project Deephole Affair
Serena – The Double Affair
Angelique – The Deadly Games Affair
Oregano – The Hula Doll Affair
Gervaise Ravel – The Quadripartite Affair
Illya Kuryakin: “I've been briefed on you. Your balls are on a very long leash, held by a very short man.”
Napoleon Solo: “Things might get a little messy!”
Narcissus: "I thought he was a..."
Angelique: "Well, his reputation precedes him. His name does sound like some kind of..."
by Option 22 November 18, 2020
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