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The controlavirus inserted itself into reality.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
Before the controlavirus, the average citizen unwittingly committed 3 felonies a day, now they commit so many they've put themselves under house arrest.
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Get the Covid-1984 mug.Vomocytosis is the cellular process by which a live organism that has previously been engulfed by a white blood cell is expelled without being destroyed.
“Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
“Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
Billy GG: “What’s with this vomocytosis?”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
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2. The original concept of the Intergalactic computer network we now know as the Internet
3. 5G on the moon and beyond
2. The original concept of the Intergalactic computer network we now know as the Internet
3. 5G on the moon and beyond
1. Geeks in a shit robot take on the vampire squid in the video of the ear worm.
2. In 1963, a memorandum was sent to “Members and Affiliates of the Intergalactic Computer Network” containing a concept that led to Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) and the Internet. It was noted that there were striking similarities between ARPANET and fungus mycelium. T.H.R.U.S.H. infiltrated every agency. Agents of the Fungus for insectualization by mind control (ATF4) decided to cut out the middle man and make a computer out of fungus. The structure of logical functions computed could be determined by mycelium geometry. They were all taking LSD back then.
3. Intergalactic replaced the term Internet when 5G was set up on the moon. There ain’t no escape, from electronic…
2. In 1963, a memorandum was sent to “Members and Affiliates of the Intergalactic Computer Network” containing a concept that led to Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) and the Internet. It was noted that there were striking similarities between ARPANET and fungus mycelium. T.H.R.U.S.H. infiltrated every agency. Agents of the Fungus for insectualization by mind control (ATF4) decided to cut out the middle man and make a computer out of fungus. The structure of logical functions computed could be determined by mycelium geometry. They were all taking LSD back then.
3. Intergalactic replaced the term Internet when 5G was set up on the moon. There ain’t no escape, from electronic…
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Specially formulated for ultimate unwindulaxing.
by Option 22 March 16, 2020
Get the Unwindulaxing mug.Napoleon Solo is a secret agent in the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. is the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. is to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. is considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that are ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against it. Solo was conceived by Ian Fleming.
Solo drives an Oldsmobile Super 88 called the Thrushbuster.
Solo is Number One in Section Two (Operations and Enforcement) at U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. is the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. is to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. is considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that are ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against it. Solo was conceived by Ian Fleming.
Solo drives an Oldsmobile Super 88 called the Thrushbuster.
Solo is Number One in Section Two (Operations and Enforcement) at U.N.C.L.E.
Napoleon Solo gets T.H.R.U.S.H. in various affairs:
Narcissus Darling – The Project Deephole Affair
Serena – The Double Affair
Angelique – The Deadly Games Affair
Oregano – The Hula Doll Affair
Gervaise Ravel – The Quadripartite Affair
Illya Kuryakin: “I've been briefed on you. Your balls are on a very long leash, held by a very short man.”
Napoleon Solo: “Things might get a little messy!”
Narcissus: "I thought he was a..."
Angelique: "Well, his reputation precedes him. His name does sound like some kind of..."
Narcissus Darling – The Project Deephole Affair
Serena – The Double Affair
Angelique – The Deadly Games Affair
Oregano – The Hula Doll Affair
Gervaise Ravel – The Quadripartite Affair
Illya Kuryakin: “I've been briefed on you. Your balls are on a very long leash, held by a very short man.”
Napoleon Solo: “Things might get a little messy!”
Narcissus: "I thought he was a..."
Angelique: "Well, his reputation precedes him. His name does sound like some kind of..."
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