Option 22's definitions
In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.
by Option 22 March 26, 2020
Get the Social distancing zombiesmug. Covid-1984 is a controlavirus
by Option 22 April 23, 2020
Get the Covid-1984mug. The first mysterious monolith appeared on 18 November in the Utah desert and disappeared on 27 November 2020. The second near the Petrodava Dacian Fortress in Romania. The third at the top of a mountain trail in southern California before it also vanished. The fourth on Compton beach, Isle of Wight, UK. Then a gold one in Chia, Colombia and another monolith appeared in the Kiekenberg nature reserve near Oudehorne, The Netherlands.
The mysterious monoliths were appearing everywhere.
A mysterious monolith even appeared in UD.
The mysterious monoliths were appearing everywhere.
A mysterious monolith even appeared in UD.
No convincing explanation for the appearance of these mysterious monoliths has been provided - though it has been suggested that the world's largest dot-to-dot is under construction.
by Option 22 December 7, 2020
Get the Mysterious monolithmug. Vomocytosis is the cellular process by which a live organism that has previously been engulfed by a white blood cell is expelled without being destroyed.
“Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
“Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
Billy GG: “What’s with this vomocytosis?”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
by Option 22 April 23, 2020
Get the Vomocytosismug. 5G'd - overcooked
Hedley: "Beans?"
Taggart: "I got it."
Hedley: "Look at the state of them! They're 5G'd."
Dirty HC: "You put them in the pot then slowly brought it to the boil. But for how long exactly?"
Potbelly Hillbilly (sarcastically): "10,000 years."
Dirty HC: "Yeah, right! They're 5G'd."
Taggart: "I got it."
Hedley: "Look at the state of them! They're 5G'd."
Dirty HC: "You put them in the pot then slowly brought it to the boil. But for how long exactly?"
Potbelly Hillbilly (sarcastically): "10,000 years."
Dirty HC: "Yeah, right! They're 5G'd."
by Option 22 May 13, 2020
Get the 5G'dmug. 1. Metamorphosis is a transformation as by magic, sorcery, the supernatural, etc.
2. Metamorphosis is a marked change such as that of a caterpillar into a butterfly, a tadpole into a frog, or a grasshopper into a locust.
3. The Metamorphosis describes the inception of human civilization from hunter-gatherer.
2. Metamorphosis is a marked change such as that of a caterpillar into a butterfly, a tadpole into a frog, or a grasshopper into a locust.
3. The Metamorphosis describes the inception of human civilization from hunter-gatherer.
1. “The metamorphosis of a Kafkaesque life story into magic realism running in parallel with a limitation of conscious awareness and cognitive dissonance was the blueprint for determinism”, pondered Gregor the ant.
2. The solitary grasshopper was rubbed upped the wrong way and just a single cell began to produce serotonin that via quorum sensing led to more serotonin and the metamorphosis into a gregarious locust.
3. Fast Forward.
Yoda: Troubling you what is?
Grasshopper: Master. Among the locusts, the grasshopper procrastinates and does not thrive.
Yoda: Seeds to grow on the way the path you cannot control but leave.
Grasshopper: But master, chaos reigns.
Yoda: All grasshoppers once living the hunter-get life we were. Evolved to be locust swarms of hate on social media we have. Yes, hrrrm.
Grasshopper: Tune in, turn on, drop out of social media?
Yoda: Both ways and the locust turns into the grasshopper, the metamorphosis works.
2. The solitary grasshopper was rubbed upped the wrong way and just a single cell began to produce serotonin that via quorum sensing led to more serotonin and the metamorphosis into a gregarious locust.
3. Fast Forward.
Yoda: Troubling you what is?
Grasshopper: Master. Among the locusts, the grasshopper procrastinates and does not thrive.
Yoda: Seeds to grow on the way the path you cannot control but leave.
Grasshopper: But master, chaos reigns.
Yoda: All grasshoppers once living the hunter-get life we were. Evolved to be locust swarms of hate on social media we have. Yes, hrrrm.
Grasshopper: Tune in, turn on, drop out of social media?
Yoda: Both ways and the locust turns into the grasshopper, the metamorphosis works.
by Option 22 November 1, 2019
Get the Metamorphosismug. 1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools? Yes, Mark & Bill, etc. ensuring access for backdoor programming and access by "intelligence".
2. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a species of ape that over thousands of years underwent adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult. To spread life, beyond the fungal paradigm of the evolved control systems, required seeding the galaxy with life forms that could survive space travel and in particular exposure to vacuum and harsh radiation. Water bears, also known as tardigrades, were dried, provided with a miniature space suit that dissolved on contact with liquid water and were sent in all directions from the planet out into the galaxy. The game of interplanetary water bear transpermia (IWBT) was born.
Bruce: “Is there a game that can last longer than a test cricket match?”
Fermi: “Haven’t you ever heard of interplanetary water bear transpermia?”
2. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a species of ape that over thousands of years underwent adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult. To spread life, beyond the fungal paradigm of the evolved control systems, required seeding the galaxy with life forms that could survive space travel and in particular exposure to vacuum and harsh radiation. Water bears, also known as tardigrades, were dried, provided with a miniature space suit that dissolved on contact with liquid water and were sent in all directions from the planet out into the galaxy. The game of interplanetary water bear transpermia (IWBT) was born.
Bruce: “Is there a game that can last longer than a test cricket match?”
Fermi: “Haven’t you ever heard of interplanetary water bear transpermia?”
by Option 22 January 28, 2019
Get the IWBTmug.