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Borism

Borism - The transformation of elective parliamentary democracy to ruthless dictatorship in 5 stages:

1. The community taking over all the arms of government is always numerically tiny.
2. The creation of a nationwide campaign of fear or terror.
3. When people are badly frightened, they are extremely gullible. They will believe whatever they are told. Figures are cooked, statistics cobbled, research stultified, to endorse the death-is-everywhere message.
4. The assurance from the tiny group that they and only they can save us from a horrible fate, but only if we all abide by and obey a tidal wave of rules and regulations - no matter if these destroy the nation we once knew and loved. Fear, deliberately inspired fear, rules supreme.

There will always be dissenters, who must be dealt with.

5. Creation of a sort of secret police to spy, pounce and punish.
Broism, not Borism!”
by Option 22 October 2, 2020
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⹋ The triple dagger.
Typographical symbols denoting footnotes may be used in the following order asterisk (*), obelisk (†), diesis (‡), triple dagger (⹋)
by Option 22 March 31, 2020
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Headless Man

1. The mythical headless men such as the Akephaloi, Blemmyes, Epiphagi, and Ewaipanoma.

2. In an infamous divorce case in 1963, along with claims that the wife had 88 lovers with performance ratings written in a diary, two Polaroid photographs were given as evidence that showed the Duchess wearing only a pearl necklace being pleasured by her lover whose head was out of shot. It was referred to as the Duchess and the Headless Man.

3. The headless man is a sculptured figure on pillar 43 found at Göbekli Tepe, the oldest site of civilization known to man.

1. No neck has been on the perry again.

2. The headless man, a pearl necklace, the duchess, head, royals, blackmail, the official secrets act, cabinet ministers…old school.

3. The sculptures found at Göbekli Tepe have been deciphered to describe astronomical events including that of fiery heavenly bodies in the sky (serpents) that led to sudden extreme climate change.

The headless man that has been linked to death may also describe the time when the sun disappeared from view. Around 12,900 years ago dust clouds containing various metals, soot, spherules, etc. were thrust into the air from impact events (Chile, South Africa, Greenland, etc.) that likely blocked out the sun for such a long period of time that a so-called black mat can now be found as a soil layer throughout the world containing various metals such as platinum, iridium, gold, iron, etc.
The meteorites may have come from a comet that originated from an interstellar event such as exploding stars or collisions. The isotopic ratio of metals may provide a fingerprint to enable us to locate its origin in the universe. The Earth itself may have acted like a giant mass spectrometer and with details of the trajectories and the locations of impact events it may allow us to pinpoint from which direction it arrived (likely from the direction of Antarctica), from where in the universe and exact time and dates of impact.

The sky would have been dark but magical especially as the dust eventually dissipated. The light from the sun may have been refracted into (rainbow) colored sunrises and sunsets. How long the sun disappeared for is unknown – weeks? Months? Years? Decades? To survive, it is likely humans resorted to shit traps to capture cockroaches in the caves that they were forced to inhabit for shelter.

These events laid down the necessary conditions for The Metamorphosis of hunter-gatherer to civilization - the fiery trails of the meteorites in the sky that brought about them are signified by the serpent in the story of Adam & Eve.

Look up!”
“There’s a headless man.”
by Option 22 November 6, 2019
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T.H.R.U.S.H.

T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity

T.H.R.U.S.H. was the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. was to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. was considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that were ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against them. Ian Fleming conceived Napoleon Solo. The protagonists drove in a car called the Thrushbuster.

Butt T.H.R.U.S.H. won.

T.H.R.U.S.H. now controls and runs every organisation, religion, cult, government, intelligence agency, central banks, think tanks, education, universities, etc.
Any similarity between thrush (a fungus – candida) is purely coincidental, i.e. accidentally on purpose.

Everyone who is under the influence of T.H.R.U.S.H. is under mind control and is on a mission of insectualisation of the population by mind control.

Like a cult, T.H.R.U.S.H. promotes the hive mind and only the officially accepted viewpoint is tolerated.

JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”

JoKeR: Have you read Marx on the Proletariat?
Solo: No.
JoKeR: But you now have red marks on your…
Solo: T.H.R.U.S.H. finally got me.

W.E. Coyote: ACME and T.H.R.U.S.H. combined and I got the bird.
by Option 22 August 11, 2019
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Metamorphosis

1. Metamorphosis is a transformation as by magic, sorcery, the supernatural, etc.

2. Metamorphosis is a marked change such as that of a caterpillar into a butterfly, a tadpole into a frog, or a grasshopper into a locust.

3. The Metamorphosis describes the inception of human civilization from hunter-gatherer.
1. “The metamorphosis of a Kafkaesque life story into magic realism running in parallel with a limitation of conscious awareness and cognitive dissonance was the blueprint for determinism”, pondered Gregor the ant.

2. The solitary grasshopper was rubbed upped the wrong way and just a single cell began to produce serotonin that via quorum sensing led to more serotonin and the metamorphosis into a gregarious locust.

3. Fast Forward.

Yoda: Troubling you what is?
Grasshopper: Master. Among the locusts, the grasshopper procrastinates and does not thrive.
Yoda: Seeds to grow on the way the path you cannot control but leave.

Grasshopper: But master, chaos reigns.

Yoda: All grasshoppers once living the hunter-get life we were. Evolved to be locust swarms of hate on social media we have. Yes, hrrrm.
Grasshopper: Tune in, turn on, drop out of social media?
Yoda: Both ways and the locust turns into the grasshopper, the metamorphosis works.
by Option 22 November 1, 2019
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IWBT

1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools

2. IWBT - Interplanetary Water Bear Transpermia
1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools? Yes, Mark & Bill, etc. ensuring access for backdoor programming and access by "intelligence".

2. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a species of ape that over thousands of years underwent adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult. To spread life, beyond the fungal paradigm of the evolved control systems, required seeding the galaxy with life forms that could survive space travel and in particular exposure to vacuum and harsh radiation. Water bears, also known as tardigrades, were dried, provided with a miniature space suit that dissolved on contact with liquid water and were sent in all directions from the planet out into the galaxy. The game of interplanetary water bear transpermia (IWBT) was born.

Bruce: “Is there a game that can last longer than a test cricket match?”
Fermi: “Haven’t you ever heard of interplanetary water bear transpermia?”
by Option 22 January 28, 2019
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Climate Emergency

Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.

The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.

“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”

“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
by Option 22 February 5, 2020
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