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77th Brigade

The 77th Brigade is the media and psychological operations group for mind control and insectualization by T.H.R.U.S.H.

T.H.R.U.S.H. - Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

They from UNCLE, use mostly AUNTIE.
Members of the 77th Brigade, aka Cytokine Stormtroopers, suppress any connection to T.H.R.U.S.H. (Vomocytosis, Glucose, Hexosamine, UDP-GlickNack, Glycans, Black Lung & Sputum), troll from fake fan accounts and cite the poetry of Dr Strangelove:

“Quash rumors from misinformation, counter disinformation,
Search is an excellent indicator of intention,
Delivering capability in an imaginative way,
Reflect bias – bias reflect,
Algorithms, algorithms, algorithms.”
by Option 22 May 21, 2020
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Mysterious monolith

The first mysterious monolith appeared on 18 November in the Utah desert and disappeared on 27 November 2020. The second near the Petrodava Dacian Fortress in Romania. The third at the top of a mountain trail in southern California before it also vanished. The fourth on Compton beach, Isle of Wight, UK. Then a gold one in Chia, Colombia and another monolith appeared in the Kiekenberg nature reserve near Oudehorne, The Netherlands.

The mysterious monoliths were appearing everywhere.

A mysterious monolith even appeared in UD.
No convincing explanation for the appearance of these mysterious monoliths has been provided - though it has been suggested that the world's largest dot-to-dot is under construction.
by Option 22 December 7, 2020
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Vomocytosis

Vomocytosis is the cellular process by which a live organism that has previously been engulfed by a white blood cell is expelled without being destroyed.

“Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
Billy GG: “What’s with this vomocytosis?”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
by Option 22 April 23, 2020
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5G'd

5G'd - overcooked
Hedley: "Beans?"
Taggart: "I got it."
Hedley: "Look at the state of them! They're 5G'd."

Dirty HC: "You put them in the pot then slowly brought it to the boil. But for how long exactly?"
Potbelly Hillbilly (sarcastically): "10,000 years."
Dirty HC: "Yeah, right! They're 5G'd."
by Option 22 May 13, 2020
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Covid-1984

Covid-1984 is a controlavirus
Covid-1984 inserted itself into reality
by Option 22 April 23, 2020
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Insectualization

Insects have been around for a much longer time than humans. Insects such as ants and bees are so-called social species; as are humans. An ants nest is highly organized most often with the Queen only producing progeny. Since mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) is only passed down through the female line, the mtDNA has therefore been fixed. The hierarchical nature of the ants in the nest and the differences between the various levels from Queen to the lowest worker has been gradually fixed over a long period of time. An external biological determinant effected this system to mould the species to best suit needs. In ants, the biological determinant is linked to the fungus that the ant farms in the centre of the nest, the question arises whether the ants' behaviour is being controlled by the fungus or could this be considered a case of mutual symbiosis; the ant farms the fungus, the fungus controls the behaviour of the ants to tend to it? In humans, the external biological determinant would appear to also be a fungus. The end point for social species that have evolved over a long period of evolutionary time is clear to see in insects. In evolutionary terms, humans have been around for the blink of an eye.
1. The empire was created by insectualization. The most efficient means of insectualization was by nepotism, providing credit at 0% finance to friends and family, while charging exorbitant interest rates to the lowest workers. A neofeudalist totalitarian system will result from systems such as central planning, financialization, etc. with most of the population being born into a system of indebted servitude.
2. Insectualization of human beings is being brought about by money in imperceptibly small steps over a long period of time but in a relatively short amount of time compared to insects to where insectualization has already occurred.
3. The most effective means for insectualization is the system that we refer to as money. Money is linked to power, control, sex as candida is a sexually transmitted disease.
by Option 22 May 9, 2020
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BitShit

At the end of 50 years of FIAT fantasy hypernormalisation since the dollar left the gold standard followed by perpetual war and the CIA petrodollar, it was decided that a new financial system – codenamed Phoenix – would arise from the ashes of the old. To provide stability, the new financial system was cryptocurrency-based but backed by any number of precious and rare Earth metal-linked algorithms.

This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).
Squelch: “I put a used tea bag in the general waste and not the recycling bin and I have been banned from public transport for three days. Not only that, but I can’t buy tea bags and my credit score dropped by half a point.”

Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”
by Option 22 June 9, 2020
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