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Göbekli Tepe is the site in modern-day Turkey of the first recorded civilization on Planet Earth.
Göbekli Tepe translates as “Potbelly Hill”.
It dates to around 12,000 years ago although possibly older. It correlates well to the timeline of the appearance of the human acne bacterium ca. 15,000 years ago, then ca. 12,900 years ago when a meteorite hit the Hiawatha glacier in Greenland, the last ice age, the Younger Dryas, followed by the domestication of wild wheat and barley.
The acne bacterium kickstarted adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult.
Aliens: Take me to your leader. The last address we had was Potbelly Hill, DC.
Homer: DC? As in Capitol Hill, Washington DC?
Aliens: Yes, DC as in death cult.
Homer: Potbelly parasites with a pot of money, mind control, dark magic while the rest of us writhe around in a feudalistic system of indebted servitude?
Aliens: Nothing much has changed…if you ignore technological advancement.
Homer: What have I done to deserve this???
Aliens: Predictive programming.
Homer: Doh!
Aliens: The last time we visited we came across a fun guy who was a shaman hooked on drugs and lucid dreaming. We left him to it.
Göbekli Tepe translates as “Potbelly Hill”.
It dates to around 12,000 years ago although possibly older. It correlates well to the timeline of the appearance of the human acne bacterium ca. 15,000 years ago, then ca. 12,900 years ago when a meteorite hit the Hiawatha glacier in Greenland, the last ice age, the Younger Dryas, followed by the domestication of wild wheat and barley.
The acne bacterium kickstarted adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult.
Aliens: Take me to your leader. The last address we had was Potbelly Hill, DC.
Homer: DC? As in Capitol Hill, Washington DC?
Aliens: Yes, DC as in death cult.
Homer: Potbelly parasites with a pot of money, mind control, dark magic while the rest of us writhe around in a feudalistic system of indebted servitude?
Aliens: Nothing much has changed…if you ignore technological advancement.
Homer: What have I done to deserve this???
Aliens: Predictive programming.
Homer: Doh!
Aliens: The last time we visited we came across a fun guy who was a shaman hooked on drugs and lucid dreaming. We left him to it.
The Original Potbelly Hillbilly Shaman Fun Guy (actions translated into words): “I’ll mind control you with my religious cult and you will give me the fruits of your labor. I’ll sow my wild oats with whomsoever and in what way as I so please, get whacked out of my head on drugs and enter in and out of the lucid dreaming state. This is going to be one hell of a wild ride. Whatever you do leave the fruits of my wild apple tree alone!”
Outcast: “Why can’t they see through this rotten apple? He gets everyone to work for him, store their gathered food with him, he gets his wicked way, and in return they get mumbo jumbo.”
The Domino Effect: “I found my thrill on Potbelly Hill…”
JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: “So, I am no different than the original potbelly hillbilly on Göbekli Tepe casting my magic spell over all.”
Solo: “Would you Adam and Eve it…you were my thrill, on Potbelly Hill.”
Nostradamus: 2020. Potbelly Hillbillies running the show, insectualization, mind control, order ab chao.
Outcast: “Why can’t they see through this rotten apple? He gets everyone to work for him, store their gathered food with him, he gets his wicked way, and in return they get mumbo jumbo.”
The Domino Effect: “I found my thrill on Potbelly Hill…”
JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: “So, I am no different than the original potbelly hillbilly on Göbekli Tepe casting my magic spell over all.”
Solo: “Would you Adam and Eve it…you were my thrill, on Potbelly Hill.”
Nostradamus: 2020. Potbelly Hillbillies running the show, insectualization, mind control, order ab chao.
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The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
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Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.
Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.
Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.
Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.
Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.
Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.
Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.
Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
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Hedley: "Beans?"
Taggart: "I got it."
Hedley: "Look at the state of them! They're 5G'd."
Dirty HC: "You put them in the pot then slowly brought it to the boil. But for how long exactly?"
Potbelly Hillbilly (sarcastically): "10,000 years."
Dirty HC: "Yeah, right! They're 5G'd."
Taggart: "I got it."
Hedley: "Look at the state of them! They're 5G'd."
Dirty HC: "You put them in the pot then slowly brought it to the boil. But for how long exactly?"
Potbelly Hillbilly (sarcastically): "10,000 years."
Dirty HC: "Yeah, right! They're 5G'd."
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Get the Newspaper mug.1. Metamorphosis is a transformation as by magic, sorcery, the supernatural, etc.
2. Metamorphosis is a marked change such as that of a caterpillar into a butterfly, a tadpole into a frog, or a grasshopper into a locust.
3. The Metamorphosis describes the inception of human civilization from hunter-gatherer.
2. Metamorphosis is a marked change such as that of a caterpillar into a butterfly, a tadpole into a frog, or a grasshopper into a locust.
3. The Metamorphosis describes the inception of human civilization from hunter-gatherer.
1. “The metamorphosis of a Kafkaesque life story into magic realism running in parallel with a limitation of conscious awareness and cognitive dissonance was the blueprint for determinism”, pondered Gregor the ant.
2. The solitary grasshopper was rubbed upped the wrong way and just a single cell began to produce serotonin that via quorum sensing led to more serotonin and the metamorphosis into a gregarious locust.
3. Fast Forward.
Yoda: Troubling you what is?
Grasshopper: Master. Among the locusts, the grasshopper procrastinates and does not thrive.
Yoda: Seeds to grow on the way the path you cannot control but leave.
Grasshopper: But master, chaos reigns.
Yoda: All grasshoppers once living the hunter-get life we were. Evolved to be locust swarms of hate on social media we have. Yes, hrrrm.
Grasshopper: Tune in, turn on, drop out of social media?
Yoda: Both ways and the locust turns into the grasshopper, the metamorphosis works.
2. The solitary grasshopper was rubbed upped the wrong way and just a single cell began to produce serotonin that via quorum sensing led to more serotonin and the metamorphosis into a gregarious locust.
3. Fast Forward.
Yoda: Troubling you what is?
Grasshopper: Master. Among the locusts, the grasshopper procrastinates and does not thrive.
Yoda: Seeds to grow on the way the path you cannot control but leave.
Grasshopper: But master, chaos reigns.
Yoda: All grasshoppers once living the hunter-get life we were. Evolved to be locust swarms of hate on social media we have. Yes, hrrrm.
Grasshopper: Tune in, turn on, drop out of social media?
Yoda: Both ways and the locust turns into the grasshopper, the metamorphosis works.
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