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Napoleon Solo

Napoleon Solo is a secret agent in the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

T.H.R.U.S.H. is the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. is to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. is considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that are ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against it. Solo was conceived by Ian Fleming.
Solo drives an Oldsmobile Super 88 called the Thrushbuster.

Solo is Number One in Section Two (Operations and Enforcement) at U.N.C.L.E.
Napoleon Solo gets T.H.R.U.S.H. in various affairs:

Narcissus Darling – The Project Deephole Affair
Serena – The Double Affair
Angelique – The Deadly Games Affair
Oregano – The Hula Doll Affair
Gervaise Ravel – The Quadripartite Affair

Illya Kuryakin: “I've been briefed on you. Your balls are on a very long leash, held by a very short man.”

Napoleon Solo: “Things might get a little messy!”

Narcissus: "I thought he was a..."
Angelique: "Well, his reputation precedes him. His name does sound like some kind of..."
by Option 22 November 18, 2020
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Mysterious monolith

The first mysterious monolith appeared on 18 November in the Utah desert and disappeared on 27 November 2020. The second near the Petrodava Dacian Fortress in Romania. The third at the top of a mountain trail in southern California before it also vanished. The fourth on Compton beach, Isle of Wight, UK. Then a gold one in Chia, Colombia and another monolith appeared in the Kiekenberg nature reserve near Oudehorne, The Netherlands.

The mysterious monoliths were appearing everywhere.

A mysterious monolith even appeared in UD.
No convincing explanation for the appearance of these mysterious monoliths has been provided - though it has been suggested that the world's largest dot-to-dot is under construction.
by Option 22 December 7, 2020
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Dot-to-dot

To connect the dots is to see the big picture. To draw logical inferences connecting items of information to reveal something previously unknown or hidden.

Dot-to-dot first appeared in cave paintings.
by Option 22 December 7, 2020
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The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.
The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.

Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.


Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.

Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?

Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.

Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
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Unvaxxed

Unvaxxed - in the control group of the Great Experiment
The Great Unvaxxed
by Option 22 April 22, 2021
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Lesus

1. A fake messiah like the one invented by the Romans. His name is honored on gold coins issued by the Vatican.
2. A horny lesbian.
1. Where Lesus name lieth, may riches cometh.
2. Lesus was a Scissor Sisters fan.
by Option 22 October 12, 2013
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Quidditch

Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.

When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.
Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.

JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.

Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.

JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!

Harry: Quidditch pro quo.
by Option 22 February 4, 2020
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