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The Central Intelligence Agency - Dick Pic Archive
Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.
The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
CIA headquarters, Langley
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”
Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.
Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
by Option 22 August 25, 2019
Get the CIA-DPA mug."Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.
“Arrogant and offensive.
Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.
“Arrogant and offensive.
Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
by Option 22 May 24, 2020
Get the Truth Twister mug.The first mysterious monolith appeared on 18 November in the Utah desert and disappeared on 27 November 2020. The second near the Petrodava Dacian Fortress in Romania. The third at the top of a mountain trail in southern California before it also vanished. The fourth on Compton beach, Isle of Wight, UK. Then a gold one in Chia, Colombia and another monolith appeared in the Kiekenberg nature reserve near Oudehorne, The Netherlands.
The mysterious monoliths were appearing everywhere.
A mysterious monolith even appeared in UD.
The mysterious monoliths were appearing everywhere.
A mysterious monolith even appeared in UD.
No convincing explanation for the appearance of these mysterious monoliths has been provided - though it has been suggested that the world's largest dot-to-dot is under construction.
by Option 22 December 7, 2020
Get the Mysterious monolith mug.Vomocytosis is the cellular process by which a live organism that has previously been engulfed by a white blood cell is expelled without being destroyed.
“Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
“Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
Billy GG: “What’s with this vomocytosis?”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
by Option 22 April 23, 2020
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Get the Unvaxxed mug."Fac quod dico, non quod facio" is Latin for "do as I say, not as I do".
It is often recited in any 1 of the 30 bars in the House of Commons.
It is often recited in any 1 of the 30 bars in the House of Commons.
Binge-drinkers' brains have to work harder to feel empathy for other people in pain.
Cicero: "The more laws, the less justice."
Potbelly Hillbully: "Fac quod dico, non quod facio."
Cicero: "The more laws, the less justice."
Potbelly Hillbully: "Fac quod dico, non quod facio."
by Option 22 September 29, 2020
Get the Fac quod dico, non quod facio mug.The 77th Brigade is the media and psychological operations group for mind control and insectualization by T.H.R.U.S.H.
T.H.R.U.S.H. - Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
They from UNCLE, use mostly AUNTIE.
T.H.R.U.S.H. - Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
They from UNCLE, use mostly AUNTIE.
Members of the 77th Brigade, aka Cytokine Stormtroopers, suppress any connection to T.H.R.U.S.H. (Vomocytosis, Glucose, Hexosamine, UDP-GlickNack, Glycans, Black Lung & Sputum), troll from fake fan accounts and cite the poetry of Dr Strangelove:
“Quash rumors from misinformation, counter disinformation,
Search is an excellent indicator of intention,
Delivering capability in an imaginative way,
Reflect bias – bias reflect,
Algorithms, algorithms, algorithms.”
“Quash rumors from misinformation, counter disinformation,
Search is an excellent indicator of intention,
Delivering capability in an imaginative way,
Reflect bias – bias reflect,
Algorithms, algorithms, algorithms.”
by Option 22 May 21, 2020
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