43 definitions by Option 22

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1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools

2. IWBT - Interplanetary Water Bear Transpermia
1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools? Yes, Mark & Bill, etc. ensuring access for backdoor programming and access by "intelligence".

2. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a species of ape that over thousands of years underwent adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult. To spread life, beyond the fungal paradigm of the evolved control systems, required seeding the galaxy with life forms that could survive space travel and in particular exposure to vacuum and harsh radiation. Water bears, also known as tardigrades, were dried, provided with a miniature space suit that dissolved on contact with liquid water and were sent in all directions from the planet out into the galaxy. The game of interplanetary water bear transpermia (IWBT) was born.

Bruce: “Is there a game that can last longer than a test cricket match?”
Fermi: “Haven’t you ever heard of interplanetary water bear transpermia?”
by Option 22 January 28, 2019
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Ideological subversion is changing the perception of reality in 4 steps:

1. Demoralization
2. Destabilization
3. Crisis
4. New Normal

Ideological subversion by T.H.R.U.S.H. for insectualization. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
Ideological subversion, or “active measures”, is a form of psychological warfare. Programmed to react to stimuli but unable to change perception or logic. Moral standards, facts and common sense have no meaning. Forever process of new normal – problem, reaction, solution. Social credit scores. Order ab chao.

Göbekli Tepe: Potbelly hillbillies rule.

Yura Redspot: “La-la-la-la-la-la am erika!”
by Option 22 June 05, 2020
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Truth twister – a way of saying liar without saying liar
"Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.

“Arrogant and offensive.

Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
by Option 22 May 24, 2020
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In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.
I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.
by Option 22 March 26, 2020
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Vomocytosis is the cellular process by which a live organism that has previously been engulfed by a white blood cell is expelled without being destroyed.

Vomo” as in vomit. “Cytosis” as in a transport mechanism for the movement into and out of cells.
Billy GG: “What’s with this vomocytosis?”
Faust: “The controlavirus enters the body and the white blood cells vomit up T.H.R.U.S.H.”
by Option 22 April 23, 2020
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Undivided Indifference..................................{shrugs shoulders}
“I give celebrity my undivided indifference.”
“You have my undivided indifference.”
“I normally give social media my complete undivided indifference.”
“This was met with undivided indifference.”
“We asked to speak to the manager and for a brief moment we had his undivided indifference.”
“He blinked his tired, dark eyes at the detective and attempted to mirror back that expression of undivided indifference.”
by Option 22 May 18, 2020
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