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Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.
Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”
“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”
by Option 22 February 5, 2020
Insects have been around for a much longer time than humans. Insects such as ants and bees are so-called social species; as are humans. An ants nest is highly organized most often with the Queen only producing progeny. Since mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) is only passed down through the female line, the mtDNA has therefore been fixed. The hierarchical nature of the ants in the nest and the differences between the various levels from Queen to the lowest worker has been gradually fixed over a long period of time. An external biological determinant effected this system to mould the species to best suit needs. In ants, the biological determinant is linked to the fungus that the ant farms in the centre of the nest, the question arises whether the ants' behaviour is being controlled by the fungus or could this be considered a case of mutual symbiosis; the ant farms the fungus, the fungus controls the behaviour of the ants to tend to it? In humans, the external biological determinant would appear to also be a fungus. The end point for social species that have evolved over a long period of evolutionary time is clear to see in insects. In evolutionary terms, humans have been around for the blink of an eye.
1. The empire was created by insectualization. The most efficient means of insectualization was by nepotism, providing credit at 0% finance to friends and family, while charging exorbitant interest rates to the lowest workers. A neofeudalist totalitarian system will result from systems such as central planning, financialization, etc. with most of the population being born into a system of indebted servitude.
2. Insectualization of human beings is being brought about by money in imperceptibly small steps over a long period of time but in a relatively short amount of time compared to insects to where insectualization has already occurred.
3. The most effective means for insectualization is the system that we refer to as money. Money is linked to power, control, sex as candida is a sexually transmitted disease.
2. Insectualization of human beings is being brought about by money in imperceptibly small steps over a long period of time but in a relatively short amount of time compared to insects to where insectualization has already occurred.
3. The most effective means for insectualization is the system that we refer to as money. Money is linked to power, control, sex as candida is a sexually transmitted disease.
by Option 22 May 9, 2020
5G'd - overcooked
Hedley: "Beans?"
Taggart: "I got it."
Hedley: "Look at the state of them! They're 5G'd."
Dirty HC: "You put them in the pot then slowly brought it to the boil. But for how long exactly?"
Potbelly Hillbilly (sarcastically): "10,000 years."
Dirty HC: "Yeah, right! They're 5G'd."
Taggart: "I got it."
Hedley: "Look at the state of them! They're 5G'd."
Dirty HC: "You put them in the pot then slowly brought it to the boil. But for how long exactly?"
Potbelly Hillbilly (sarcastically): "10,000 years."
Dirty HC: "Yeah, right! They're 5G'd."
by Option 22 May 13, 2020
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The controlavirus inserted itself into reality.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451.
Before the controlavirus, the average citizen unwittingly committed 3 felonies a day, now they commit so many they've put themselves under house arrest.
by Option 22 April 13, 2020
When the world outside your head is chaos. Breathe. Air is all you need. La femme d'argent on loop.
Specially formulated for ultimate unwindulaxing.
Specially formulated for ultimate unwindulaxing.
by Option 22 March 16, 2020
The 77th Brigade is the media and psychological operations group for mind control and insectualization by T.H.R.U.S.H.
T.H.R.U.S.H. - Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
They from UNCLE, use mostly AUNTIE.
T.H.R.U.S.H. - Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
They from UNCLE, use mostly AUNTIE.
Members of the 77th Brigade, aka Cytokine Stormtroopers, suppress any connection to T.H.R.U.S.H. (Vomocytosis, Glucose, Hexosamine, UDP-GlickNack, Glycans, Black Lung & Sputum), troll from fake fan accounts and cite the poetry of Dr Strangelove:
“Quash rumors from misinformation, counter disinformation,
Search is an excellent indicator of intention,
Delivering capability in an imaginative way,
Reflect bias – bias reflect,
Algorithms, algorithms, algorithms.”
“Quash rumors from misinformation, counter disinformation,
Search is an excellent indicator of intention,
Delivering capability in an imaginative way,
Reflect bias – bias reflect,
Algorithms, algorithms, algorithms.”
by Option 22 May 21, 2020