by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
Get the Popsiclemug. Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 09, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 30, 2021
Get the Bing Chillingmug. Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.
Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019
Get the Alarm Clockmug. by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
Get the Toothbrushmug. Sea lions are beautiful creatures. However, they lack in grace and class. Much like Gerald, the leather and mesh wearing stud of a man who beats his beyotch Carol and locks her in closets. That's where Disney's Finding Dory got the name for their retarded sea lion. You know, the one with the bucket and the eyebrow. Gerald and Gerald are one in the same. Imagine sea creature, Gerald getting it on with Becky. That would be a sight. What kinky critters. Just like Gerald and Carol. Beautiful.
Gerald the sea lion is a smexy beast. He's got those amazingly dead eyes and an eyebrow that will just make you melt. <3
by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 02, 2019
Get the Sea Lionmug. Carol is one kinky mother fricker. If you can think it, Carol likes it. She even likes things im sure you can't even think of. Carol is one of a kind ;)
Yo Carol! Get over here beyotch. I'm going to duct tape you to this tiger and fill your belly button with chocolate pudding and insert pickles into your ears at a rapid pace and you're going to like it.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
Get the Carolmug.