OneFuckingMachete's definitions

Machine Gun Kelly

A rapper who I call Retard

Machine Gun Kelly is stupid

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Employees Only Room

A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now

Employees Only Room yes

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Store

A hotspot people go to to have anal sex. I am losing my mind...

Store is super

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis

Female skeletons are a microvirgin

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

MicroVirgin

A female who has a small anal and vagina. This is very rare in men

Your average MicroVirgin is more lesbian than a regular lesbian

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Bingo Bango

What Cricket Green says before having sex with his sister. They have a 2 year old child now on accident

Bingo Bango, Tilly

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Wrist Slit

What I did to myself when I felt fucking depressed because my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate my micropenis

My wrist slit

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019