Married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Lokean

One who honors Loki as their primary god; often has a good sense of humor and loves chaos. Many would not consider a Lokean to be a part of Asatru since Asatru is a reconstructionalist religion and Lokeans tend to be more Neo-Pagan although some do call themselves Heathen.

Scarlett is a Lokean who loves April Fools Day.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Bisexual Chic

A cultural trend where it is 'cool' to claim to be a bisexual even if you are not just so you can get attention. Much more common in women than in men. It is often done to get a rise out of people.

Please note though that not everyone who claims to be bisexual is saying it for attention; there are real bisexuals out there.

Britney Spears and Madonna kissing on MTV is a good example of Bisexual chic.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Americant

A American who is extremely lazy and who refuses to work for a living. Similar to a Mexicant. Americants are often overweight, unhealthy, and poor; not because something terrible happened to them but only because they won't work hard. They want everything handed to them on a silver platter. An Americant may be of any race or religion.

Shawn is a classic example of an Americant, he mooches off of everyone he knows including the US government.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Tiel

Short for cockatiel. A slang word used by bird breeders and some pet owners for their feathered friends of the cockatiel variety.

Aren't the Tiels cute little birds?

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Fruit Fly

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.

There are many a fruit fly in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Afterlife

The Afterlife is the continued existence of the soul believed to follow death. Most cultures have some belief in an afterlife and perception is usually influenced by the dominant religion of the times. Depending on your religion or lack there of, the afterlife may be viewed as a very pleasent or very unpleasent experience; or completely non-existent.

Some versions of the afterlife inculde: Asgard, Valhalla, Hel, Paradise, Summerland, Nirvana, Elysium, The Spirit World, Elsewhere, Heaven, Hell, Avalon, Astral Plane, Happy Hunting Ground, Limbo, Sheol

There are many versions of the afterlife, which one would you pick?

by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006