Cosmic String

Thin loops of ultra dense engery, far narrower than the nucleus of an atom but stretching across vast distances, left over from the Big Bang and acting as gravitational 'seeds' on which the galaxies grew.

A piece of cosmic string just a mile long would weigh as much as the Earth. A cosmic string that stretched right across the universe could be scrunched up into a ball smaller than a single atom, but would weigh as much as a supercluster of galaxies.

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Fruit Fly

A woman who is friends with a gay or bisexual man but who does not have an interest in seducing them like many fag hags do. (Could be for a variety of reasons, they themselves maybe lesbians or may just enjoy being friends with a man who isn’t trying to get in their pants). Typically very attractive.

There are many a fruit fly in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Afterlife

The Afterlife is the continued existence of the soul believed to follow death. Most cultures have some belief in an afterlife and perception is usually influenced by the dominant religion of the times. Depending on your religion or lack there of, the afterlife may be viewed as a very pleasent or very unpleasent experience; or completely non-existent.

Some versions of the afterlife inculde: Asgard, Valhalla, Hel, Paradise, Summerland, Nirvana, Elysium, The Spirit World, Elsewhere, Heaven, Hell, Avalon, Astral Plane, Happy Hunting Ground, Limbo, Sheol

There are many versions of the afterlife, which one would you pick?

by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Tiel

Short for cockatiel. A slang word used by bird breeders and some pet owners for their feathered friends of the cockatiel variety.

Aren't the Tiels cute little birds?

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Agitate the Gravel

To agitate the gravel means to leave, usually in a hurry.

Eric likes to agitate the gravel when he gets pissed off.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

By all means

Without fail; certainly. Another way of saying go right ahead.

By all means, go to the store today, see if I care.

by OneBadAsp November 03, 2006

Many Worlds Theory

The quantum theory which states that all possible quantum universes can exist simultaneuously. It solves the Schrodinger cat problem by stating that the universe splits at each quantum junture, and hence the cat is alive in one universe and dead in another.

In other words, everything that can happen, does happen (just in seperate worlds). Every possibility plays itself out in one universe or another.

Recently, an increasing number of physicists have voiced their support for the Many Worlds Theory.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006