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Ostara

The patron (Germanic) Goddess of spring, fertility and of new life, after whom the holiday Easter was named and originally celebrated in honor of. Some of her symbols include the rabbit, egg, flowers, and other symbols of fertility. Hot cross buns originated as offerings to Ostara.
Aside from being a Goddess, Ostara is also a holiday.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Dodge Viper

The most powerful production car made by Dodge. The Viper is a modern day American muscle car that began being sold in 1992 and still continues to this day. All Vipers have a V10 engine, are 6 speed manuals, and are two seaters; and all Vipers are known for their head turning curves.

There are three generations of Vipers which have different specs and modified body designs; first generation goes from 1992-1995; second generation goes from 1996-2002; thrid generation goes from 2003-present. There are also some notable variants such as the Viper GTS-R, Viper Competition Coupe, Viper-powered Ram, Tomahawk, and Hennessey Vemon 1000 Twin Turbo.

Today's Dodge Viper boasts a 8.3-liter V10 engine 510 horsepower, 535 lb-ft of torque and can get from 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds. Vipers have a raw power that you just can't get from other cars. If you never have set in the drivers seat of one of these baby's you don't know what you're missing.
One Bad Asp is the lisence plate on my Dodge Viper.
by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006
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Duplicity

Trickery; two-facedness; purposeful deceptiveness.
"His duplicity knows no bounds."
by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006
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Cast an eyeball

To cast an eyeball means to look at.
Daisy was really hopping that Tom would cast an eyeball her way.
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Para

1. A state in nothern Brazil mostly covered with rainforest.

2. A unit of Serbian or Yugoslavian currency. The word means money in this context.

3. Ancient Finnish household spirits who appear in the shape of a cat, snake, hare, or frog. Typically mischievous, stealing things and moving them around.

4. Also para is a affix meaning beyond, near to, or simular to; such as paranormal, parakeet, or paratroopers.
1. Pará has a territory covered mostly by jungle, covering a vast area of the Amazon Rainforest.

2. A para is one hundredth of a dinar.

3. The para stole my apple pie!

4. Peter is a paranormal parakeet paratrooper!
by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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Asatruar

A follower of Asatru. Asatru is the indigenous religion of North Europe and is still practiced today. The word is Icelandic and means true to the Aesir (Norse Gods and Goddesses).
Sam isn't Wiccan, she's an Asatruar.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Parrothead

A Parrothead is a fan of Jimmy Buffett (there is no other meaning). The typical parrothead is pictured to wear a Hawaiian shirt, flip-flops, and other tropical attire, and to enjoy drinking margaritas on the beach. Parrotheads often decorate their homes in tropical motifs. In general the life of a parrothead is one of relaxation and being on a permanent mental vacation even while at work.
I like listening to Jimmy Buffett's music, therefore I am a Parrothead.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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