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A profoud feeling of aversion, loathing, sickening, and nausea; often the result of seeing, hearing, or tasting something that is offensive.
I felt nothing but disgust when I saw this evening's dinner, knowing that my siblings let the cat on the kitchen counter to sample the food whilst they are fixing dinner.
by OneBadAsp November 5, 2006
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1. An indirect way of admitting that you are indeed having a sexual or romantic relationship with someone but won’t openly admit it because it's taboo.
2. A way of denying a sexual or romantic relationship with someone.
3. Saying someone is really your Fuck Buddy
4. What Nice Guys whine about.
5. Or some times it does just mean that you’re just really good friends with someone.
When asked about her relationship with Johnny, Laura replied "Oh no, we're just good friends".
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by “Nice Guys” who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with them…then have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Direct quote from the male who invented this “theory”:
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”

Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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1. That which contains all love, caring, courage, compassion, tenderness, gentleness, happiness, awe, loyality, passion, hope, beauty, feeling, laughter, trust, charity and joy!

2. An important thing to have.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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A version of the afterlife simular to heaven minus the clouds, harps and angels. Typically seen as an ideal place of beauty, a massive lush enclosed garden with every known exotic plant, animal, and bird.
Lucy thought when she'd die, she'd go to Paradise.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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A annoying mental condition in which a heterosexual man concocts over simplified ideas why women aren’t flocking to him in droves. Typically this male will whine and complain about how women never want to date them because he is “too nice” or that he is average in appearance. He often targets a woman who is already in a relationship; misrepresenting his intentions of wanting to be her friend and having the expectation that he is owed more than friendship because he is such a good listener. He is prone to brooding over this and passive aggressive behavior.

He is too stupid to realize the reason women don’t find him attractive is because he feels sorry for himself, he concludes that women like to be treated like shit.
Nice Guy Syndrome is one reason why I don't try to make friends with heterosexual men.

Men who suffer from NGS vary from the angst filled teenager with no date on friday night to the 49 year old man who has never been married or had a meaningful relationship with a woman.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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1. A term in Asatru. "Seeress". Whether a practitioner of Galdr or Seid, this term designates a female diviner.

2. A character in Stargate SG-1. Vala Mal Doran is a theif, con-artist and recently a memeber of SG-1. She is played by Claudia Black.
1. Raven is a vala, she practices seid.

2. Vala gave birth to Adria who is an Ori in the flesh and is hellbent on converting everyone over to Origin (or killing them).
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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