OneBadAsp's definitions

Valknot

The Valknot is the symbol of Odin. It can be described as three entwined triangles that represent Odin’s nature; it’s the knot around a hanged man’s neck, the nine worlds, the nine days Odin hung, the nine valkyries, the nine parts of the soul, and so forth. To wear a Valknot is to pledge yourself to Odin. It is sometimes known as the knot of death and donning it is not to be taken lightly.

I wear a valknot that way when I die, the Valkyries know where to take me.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Robert E Lee

One of the greatest general's in all of history. Known for his honorable character, devotion to duty, not to mention his brilliant tactical successes in battle after battle against a stronger foe. He repeatedly won distinction for conduct and bravery during the Mexican-American War.

At the begining of the War Between the States, he was offered commands in both the Union and Confederacy, but choose to be loyal to the South as he was born in Virginia.

"They do not know what they say. If it came to a conflict of arms, the war will last at least four years. Northern politicians will not appreciate the determination and pluck of the South, and Southern politicians do not appreciate the numbers, resources, and patient perseverance of the North. Both sides forget that we are all Americans. I foresee that our country will pass through a terrible ordeal, a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins"- Robert E Lee

*I believe the other poster must be thinking of General Grant who was well known for his drinking.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

Kink

Doing in bed what others only think about.

There are many types of kink.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Duplicitous

Given to or marked by deliberate deceptiveness in behavior and/or speech. Trickery, two facedness, purposeful deception.

"You are a duplicitous homo sapien" said Zo'or to Agent Sandoval.

by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006

Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.

I'll have one Sex On the Beach please.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Walmart

The largest retailer in the world, the second largest corporation in the world and now the largest grocery and toy retailer in the USA. When Wal-Mart moves into an area it creates traffic problems and environmental problems. Is known for its bad public relations, slave wages and benefits that match, predatory pricing, use of cheap foreign labor to produce it’s goods in countries such as China, Korea, Philippines, Malaysia, Cambodia, Thailand, and Vietnam, and often employing illegal immigrants for dirt cheap wages here in the USA…all the while advertising it’s phony patriotism.

Known for its large box like appearance and super massive parking lots with no trees. Walmart is crowded with people who do not have the best hygiene and are often overweight due to the excessive junk food they purchase at Walmart. Perhaps one of the worst things Walmart does is to move into an area, drive out all other businesses and then close down, leaving the area decimated.

Walmart is the single largest importer of foreign produced good in the USA. So I guess that’s what they mean when they say in their commercials “Bringing it home to the USA”?

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Alpha Female

A dominant or assertive woman, a woman boss, the leader among a group of females. Previously referred to the hierarchy among animals, now used to type human beings.

Alexandria is an Alpha Female

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006