Definitions by One Two

Kaiser 

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

Kaiser by One two November 8, 2016

Hot Jackson 

Recently deposited pile of canine excrement.

Shana knew it was time for the dog to come back inside, after she observed a Hot Jackson steaming in the snow.

Hot Jackson by One Two February 7, 2008

Steaming Marge 

The remnants left in the toilet after a person shits, and fails to flush.

Shaina began to gag, after entering the restroom, and discovering a Steaming Marge floating in the toilet.

Steaming Marge by One Two February 7, 2008

Steaming Molly 

The remnants left in the toilet after someone shits, flushes, but does not verify that the contents, have, indeed, been evacuated from the bowl.

After entering the restroom, Brian was appalled to discover a Steaming Molly.

Steaming Molly by One Two February 7, 2008

Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.

Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.

Dangling Mandy by One Two February 7, 2008

Sri Lankan Steamer

Person who shits their pants when force is applied.

Bob had a Sri Lankan Steamer after he was punched in the face!

Sri Lankan Steamer by One Two February 6, 2008

Caspian Cascade

Person who pisses their pants when force is applied.

Jim had a Caspian Cascade after he was kneed in the stomach!

Caspian Cascade by One Two February 6, 2008