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postgame

to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend's house or apartment)
"Any pussy can pregame but it takes a true boozebag to postgame."

"I pissed my bed last night because I was shotgunning tallboys till I passed out. That's the price you gotta pay for postgaming."

"I was so fucked up at the bars last night I have no clue how I was able to postgame till 6am."
by Olof Carmody January 22, 2008
mugGet the postgamemug.

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
mugGet the busfuckedmug.

olo

an informal form of address for a man or woman. Substitutes words such as "dude", "man", "friend", "pal", etc.
Originated from a Turkish convenience store employee who would sell beer and cigarettes to underage kids and greet them with "wassup olo"
Wassup olo!

What's the deal olo.

Olo, let's pick up a busch light 30.

Smoke a bowlo, olo.
by Olof Carmody January 23, 2008
mugGet the olomug.

goldtop

Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch

Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop

Stupid Person: Goldtop?

Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can

Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro

Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
by Olof Carmody June 9, 2008
mugGet the goldtopmug.

Gold top

a can of Busch beer. The top of the can is gold in case you didn't know
I cracked a couple of gold tops in class today just to keep me fresh.

Yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.

Gold tops are cheap and delicious.
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
mugGet the Gold topmug.

right-of-stay

when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. Usually after about 1o seconds both cars will go at the same time which leads to a firestorm of profanity and/or an accident.
Right-of-stay
At a four-way stop sign intersection

Northbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what

Westbound Car: Is this person gonna go or what

Northbound Car: Fuckin' go dude

Westbound Car: Fuckin' go dude

Northbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going

Westbound Car: Fuck this guy I'm going

Northbound Car: What the fuck is wrong with you motherfucker

Westbound Car: Fuck you and your gay ass PT Cruiser asshole
by Olof Carmody June 12, 2008
mugGet the right-of-staymug.

buffle

Some thing or situation that sucks ass. Derives from Buffalo which is known for being an undesirable place to live or visit
Dude that bar was so buffle. Way too many dudes and the beers were like 8 bucks.

That kid is fuckin buffle. He never has any money and always steals other people's beers.

You can't come out tonight because you have court early tomorrow morning? What kind of buffle bullshit is that? Just show up there shitfaced and tell the judge to go fuck himself.
by Olof Carmody January 21, 2008
mugGet the bufflemug.

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