Hey Tom Cruise, stop preaching about your bullshit "religion" and start practicing some silentology you little fucking weirdo
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
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Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop
Stupid Person: Goldtop?
Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can
Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro
Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop
Stupid Person: Goldtop?
Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can
Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro
Smart Person: No, get your own shithead
by Olof Carmody June 09, 2008
Get the goldtop mug.to piece together parts of a night that was initially categorized as a blackout. Usually followed by an epiphany
I remember being really hungry, really tired and really cold last night. But that doesn't explain why I'm now well fed, well rested and smell like shit. Wait a second! I'm starting to black in now. I was stumbling home and decided to fulfill all 3 needs in one shot so I hopped in a dumpster, covered myself in newspaper and ate a bunch of dumpster food.
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum
I'm not an alcoholic because I didn't blackout, but I might actually be a bum
by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
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by Olof Carmody June 10, 2008
Get the brofix mug.A short, scheming, little bitch that mooches off everybody and contributes nothing of any value to society. They often think they are sweet but anyone with half a brain knows they're just a little piece of shit
Dude that little nut sack kid just stole a loaf of bread.
That nut sack kid is a joke. He has no friends, no money, and a small dick. No wonder everybody hates him.
You accept drinks people buy for you but you have never in your life bought one for someone else. The next drink I buy for you is getting poured on your head you little nut sack kid.
That nut sack kid is a joke. He has no friends, no money, and a small dick. No wonder everybody hates him.
You accept drinks people buy for you but you have never in your life bought one for someone else. The next drink I buy for you is getting poured on your head you little nut sack kid.
by Olof Carmody January 21, 2008
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I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
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Yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.
Gold tops are cheap and delicious.
Yo olo pick me up a 30 of gold tops.
Gold tops are cheap and delicious.
by Olof Carmody January 28, 2008
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