How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.
Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.
by OlegTheGreat December 14, 2008
an absolutely worthless psuedo-slang dictionary that can be edited by anyone. Has absolutely no qualiy control as a preteen/semi-retarded person can choose whether a definiton makes it or does not make it. Contrasts with fmylife.com in that fmylife.com, it takes multiple "ok"'s for a story to be posted. This results in less, but higher quality, material than on urbandictionary.com
urban dictionary. Seriously. Wtf.
Word: Tom
A gay ass nigger piece shit that lives next door to me and shits all over my lawn
Some random pre-teen/idiot: Ooo, that's funny. Lots of swears. *clicks ok*
Definition is published for all to see!
Word: Tom
A gay ass nigger piece shit that lives next door to me and shits all over my lawn
Some random pre-teen/idiot: Ooo, that's funny. Lots of swears. *clicks ok*
Definition is published for all to see!
by OlegTheGreat April 07, 2009
Any statement which compares the number of men attending an event to the amount of women attending an event.
Peter North: Yo, what's the ratio gonna be like?
Ron Jeremy: I don't know. I think it's mostly going to be women.
Peter North: Sweet! I'm going to fuck all of them.
Ron Jeremy: No! I will fuck them all!
Peter North: There's only one way to settle this! Cockfight!!!
Ron Jeremy: I don't know. I think it's mostly going to be women.
Peter North: Sweet! I'm going to fuck all of them.
Ron Jeremy: No! I will fuck them all!
Peter North: There's only one way to settle this! Cockfight!!!
by OlegTheGreat December 31, 2008
The russian word for "russian".
it IS often used as a racist term for russians, but very few people are brave enough to use racist terminology against russians, because Russians are usually buff, and can kick the crap out of anyone.
it IS often used as a racist term for russians, but very few people are brave enough to use racist terminology against russians, because Russians are usually buff, and can kick the crap out of anyone.
American: "Hey Ruski! Get the fuck out of our country you commie bastard"
Russian: "Shto ti skazal, skatina?!! Now you dead!" *Russian proceeds to beat the crap out of the ignorant American*
Russian: "Shto ti skazal, skatina?!! Now you dead!" *Russian proceeds to beat the crap out of the ignorant American*
by OlegTheGreat October 11, 2006
To get tricked into arguing.
Refers to a Russian TV political pundit named Igor Kravchenko. He would always argue incessantly with his guests, even when they are in agreement with him. His guests often come on the show intending to express a fairly benign view, but Kravchenko always manages to pull them into an argument.
Refers to a Russian TV political pundit named Igor Kravchenko. He would always argue incessantly with his guests, even when they are in agreement with him. His guests often come on the show intending to express a fairly benign view, but Kravchenko always manages to pull them into an argument.
translated from Russian:
Guest: Education is one of the key building block of our future.
Kravchenko: Oh really? Then what about the construction workers that don't have an education? Are you implying they don't have a future? Are you saying that the only way you can be a part of the Russian future is to get educated.
Guest: Well, no, I'm just saying education is important.
Kravchenko: How important is it? Are we going to look down on those that don't have an education? Are we going to treat them as lesser people?
Guest: I just think Russia would be better off if we had a better education system.
Kravchenko: Ah, so you admit it. You look down on the uneducated people in our fine country. You see them and believe they would be better as academics.
Guest: I suppose it would be better if we had more academics in the country.
Kravchenko: WHAT????????????? You're a prejudicial pig.
LOL he's getting Kravchenko'd
Guest: Education is one of the key building block of our future.
Kravchenko: Oh really? Then what about the construction workers that don't have an education? Are you implying they don't have a future? Are you saying that the only way you can be a part of the Russian future is to get educated.
Guest: Well, no, I'm just saying education is important.
Kravchenko: How important is it? Are we going to look down on those that don't have an education? Are we going to treat them as lesser people?
Guest: I just think Russia would be better off if we had a better education system.
Kravchenko: Ah, so you admit it. You look down on the uneducated people in our fine country. You see them and believe they would be better as academics.
Guest: I suppose it would be better if we had more academics in the country.
Kravchenko: WHAT????????????? You're a prejudicial pig.
LOL he's getting Kravchenko'd
by OlegTheGreat October 11, 2011
The condition some people get when the person whom they are chatting to online does not respond for an extended period of time.
People with NRS will believe that the reason the person they are chatting to has not responded is because they were offended a statement the NRS-victim said.
It is most commonly cured by a response from the person that wasn't responding before.
Sometimes it can elevate to hole-digging, when the NRS-victim feels they've REALLY screwed up.
This hole-digging in turn can lead to more NRS. This cycle can eventually lead to dementia.
People with NRS will believe that the reason the person they are chatting to has not responded is because they were offended a statement the NRS-victim said.
It is most commonly cured by a response from the person that wasn't responding before.
Sometimes it can elevate to hole-digging, when the NRS-victim feels they've REALLY screwed up.
This hole-digging in turn can lead to more NRS. This cycle can eventually lead to dementia.
Typical case of No-response Syndrome
JaneDoe: My boobs aren't too big, right?
JohnDoe: Haha yeah, your boobs are the biggest I've seen in a while?
/no response from JaneDoe/
*thinks to himself* Oh god! Did I offend her? Did she realize I was being sarcastic? What if she didn't? Is she going to hate me for saying her boobs are too big? I've been really wanting to get with her, but if she gets angry, I'll have no chance. Maybe I should say something to show I'm kidding.
JohnDoe: I was kidding, you know. Your boobs aren't that big. In fact, they're some of the smaller ones I've seen.
/no response from JaneDoe/
JaneDoe: My boobs aren't too big, right?
JohnDoe: Haha yeah, your boobs are the biggest I've seen in a while?
/no response from JaneDoe/
*thinks to himself* Oh god! Did I offend her? Did she realize I was being sarcastic? What if she didn't? Is she going to hate me for saying her boobs are too big? I've been really wanting to get with her, but if she gets angry, I'll have no chance. Maybe I should say something to show I'm kidding.
JohnDoe: I was kidding, you know. Your boobs aren't that big. In fact, they're some of the smaller ones I've seen.
/no response from JaneDoe/
by OlegTheGreat March 27, 2009
1. The famous carbonated drink that only 5 people know the exact base to.
2. Any drink in which hot sauce has been put in as a prank. Generally, hot sauces of 600,000 Scoville or greater are used to minimize the amount needed, and thus minimize the chance of detection before it's too late.
2. Any drink in which hot sauce has been put in as a prank. Generally, hot sauces of 600,000 Scoville or greater are used to minimize the amount needed, and thus minimize the chance of detection before it's too late.
A: He really embarrassed you with that picture of you passed out naked.
B: It's ok, I think I got him back.
A: How?
B: I gave him a "Dr. Pepper".
A: Made with what?
B: His favorite, Rum and Coke, with a bit of concentrated Capsaiccin solution added in.
A: You realize that might kill him?
B: Nah, I only put a tiny droplet of the solution in, but he definitely won't be having fun tonight.
B: It's ok, I think I got him back.
A: How?
B: I gave him a "Dr. Pepper".
A: Made with what?
B: His favorite, Rum and Coke, with a bit of concentrated Capsaiccin solution added in.
A: You realize that might kill him?
B: Nah, I only put a tiny droplet of the solution in, but he definitely won't be having fun tonight.
by OlegTheGreat December 16, 2010