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An instant lottery ticket, sold everywhere. You scratch off the covering over numbers/symbols to see if the ticket wins any prizes.
It was a good night for Tom, 27 bucks in tips. He couldn't resist the instant lottery machine as he walked past, so he stuck in a 10 and bought five $2 scratchers.
by OldFart77 November 24, 2007
Get the scratcher mug.First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".
by OldFart77 December 9, 2008
Get the fuck me gently with a chainsaw mug.The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.
Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!
Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.
Billy Bob: Huhhh?
Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.
Billy Bob: Huhhh?
by OldFart77 April 24, 2007
Get the redneck savings account mug.The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.
(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...
(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...
(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
by OldFart77 July 11, 2010
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