Octopod's definitions

hair of dog

Alcoholic beverage drunk the morning after a bender as a hangover cure. Time for a twelve step program.

F. Scott woke up at 10:00 and treated himself to a hair of the dog that bit him.

by octopod November 5, 2003

heartbreak

1. Symptom of psoraisis
2. Metaphor for sadness after loss of familiar cunt, cock, or affection. or by extension, any disappointment.

1. You don't have to suffer from the heartbreak of psoraisis. Just buy our medication.
2. I suffered great heartbreak after Algor lost the election and then his marbles.

by octopod February 18, 2004

Sandstone

Famout orgy-house and "commune" in Topanga, California in the '70s.

I went to Sandstone and didn't just have a three-way; it was a ten-way! Miss that place!

by octopod November 30, 2003

plumbing

The reproductive system (gender neutral).

She went to the OB-GYN to have her plumbing checked out.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

break my balls

Annoy; tease; pull a practical joke on. Fr. Italian "rompere i coglioni."

Do you want me to whack you?
Naw, Tony, I was just breaking your balls.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

whinging pommy bastard

Englishman that complains a lot; or, an Englishman. Whinge means to whine or to complain, a pommy or pommie is an Englishman, and bastard is just for emphasis.

Why do you Australians always talk about "whinging pommy bastards?"

by octopod November 5, 2006

Chinaman's chance

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

by octopod March 4, 2004