Octopod's definitions

birdcage liner

A newspaper you don't like. See puppy trainer.

The New York Times used to be the Newspaper of Record. Now it's a birdcage liner.

by octopod April 20, 2006

asshole buddies

Pals, accused of being so close they have become fudge packers.

John Kerry and the Breck girl weren't exactly asshole buddies until Kerry bit his tongue and chose him for Veep.

by octopod July 11, 2004

intromissio in ano

Latin for "sticking it up the ass; term used for butt-fucking or cornholing in old-fashioned books, back when the well-bred knew Latin and hoi polloi didn't.

Intromissio in ano is legally defined as the great crime against nature.

by octopod June 12, 2004

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

by octopod November 22, 2003

knickers in a twist

Agitated, anxious, in a tizz. British, Strine, and New Zealand. Cf. panties in a knot.

Don't get your knickers in a twist. The Frogs are just that way.

by Octopod November 7, 2003

honeyfuggle

Ancient term for slow, affectionate sex

Let's go up to my cabin and have a bottle of wine and a honeyfuggle.

by octopod June 13, 2004

Captain Pissgums

The leader of the "pervert pirates" in S. Clay Wilson's comix.

Captain Pissgums had an immense knurled rod.

by octopod November 23, 2003