205 definitions by Octopod

A mess, a fiasco. British.
The European Union has made a dog's dinner of its economic policy.
by octopod June 17, 2004
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Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.
I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake
by octopod July 24, 2004
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Mythical poster on Usenet sites, who promoted Turkish nationalist causes and denounced Armenians, Romanians and what not. Probably a robotic program, but a legend in his own mind.
The Romanians were bred as slaves to serve the Ottoman Empire.
---Serdar Agric
by octopod February 18, 2004
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Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.
I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.
by octopod November 22, 2003
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The greatest artist of the twentieth century. Comix, wisdom, and more.
R. Crumb's Mr. Natural is a brilliantly conceived character.
by octopod November 10, 2003
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A long story or old wives' tale, that is, something a grandma would tell. Yiddish, from "bubba," "grandmother."
"I asked about the family, and she started in on a bubbameister about hospitals."
by octopod August 30, 2008
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Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.
Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!

Don't try this at home.
by octopod July 11, 2004
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