piss hard-on

Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.

I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake

by octopod July 24, 2004

Sandstone

Famous orgy-house and "commune" in Topanga, California in the '70s.

I went to Sandstone once. It wasn't a "three-way"; it was a ten-way. Those were the days!

by octopod November 30, 2003

Sandstone

Famout orgy-house and "commune" in Topanga, California in the '70s.

I went to Sandstone and didn't just have a three-way; it was a ten-way! Miss that place!

by octopod November 30, 2003

kicker dog

Any dog roughly the size of a football, such as a Chihauhua or Yorkshire Terrier.

I went to her house and she had three squirrely kicker dogs running around in the living room.

by octopod October 30, 2006

wang

Penis, pecker, schlong, dong, ding-a-ling, winker, willy, johnson, prick, cock, meat-stick, skin flute, virile member, organ, putz.

The principal caught us smoking, but he might not have suspended us. Then I told him to suck my wang . . .

by octopod May 26, 2006

burn rate

How much money a start-up venture spends per month just to stay alive.

We've got to raise more capital with our colossal burn rate.

by octopod November 24, 2003

shit from shinola

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.

"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."

by Octopod November 07, 2003