Octopod's definitions

Chinaman's chance

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

by octopod March 4, 2004

a song

Unreasonably or unexpectedly inexpensive.

I was at the swap meet and I bought this dog with a bobbly head for my dashboard for a song.

by octopod March 4, 2004

briss

Ritual, ceremonial circumcision. Yiddish pronunciation of "berith" = "covenant."

3 men fainted at the last briss I went to.

by octopod March 4, 2004

stuffed shirt

A wealthy, self-important, overly formal type; a fellow with a stick up his arse. A pompous ass.

"Have your heard? Cholmondely is in love with a horse!"
"Do tell! Is it a mare or a stallion?"
"Oh, a mare, of course. Nothing queer about Cholmondely!"

by octopod February 24, 2004

popery

Old fashioned pejorative term for Catholicism, still in use in Northern Ireland.

"No Popery!" screamed the Rev. Paisley.

by octopod February 18, 2004

heartbreak

1. Symptom of psoraisis
2. Metaphor for sadness after loss of familiar cunt, cock, or affection. or by extension, any disappointment.

1. You don't have to suffer from the heartbreak of psoraisis. Just buy our medication.
2. I suffered great heartbreak after Algor lost the election and then his marbles.

by octopod February 18, 2004

flash

Pre-drawn designs for tattoos.

I was looking for flash of a shark.

by octopod February 18, 2004