by Ocram May 27, 2019
The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)
I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.
by Ocram April 27, 2003
1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.
2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.
member of royalty.
2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.
The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
by Ocram April 27, 2003
A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.
Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
by Ocram April 27, 2003