Ocram 's definitions

F.O.W

Flavor of the week. Meaning weekly love interest.

Oh, so he’s your new F.O.W.

by Ocram May 27, 2019

Ron Jeremy

A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.

by Ocram May 2, 2003

track marks

Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.

Damn it all. I just bought these briefs last week and they are already trashed with track marks.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Crinkled Star

The anus.

Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Phart

1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.

2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.

The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Flesh Yarmulke

A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.

Oh my god - check it out; that guy is donning the quintessential flesh yarmulke.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

by Ocram April 28, 2003