Definitions by Ocram
Ron Jeremy
A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.
Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.
Ron Jeremy by Ocram May 2, 2003
track marks
Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.
track marks by Ocram April 28, 2003
Crinkled Star
Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.
Crinkled Star by Ocram April 28, 2003
Phart
1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.
2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.
member of royalty.
2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.
The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.
Flesh Yarmulke
A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.
Flesh Yarmulke by Ocram April 28, 2003
Mini Driver
The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.
Mini Driver by Ocram April 28, 2003