Bonejohn

1. The penis; especially, when erect.
2. The act of copulation.

Come here baby - I have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you
should squat.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

anejohn

The anus.

Johanna was quite randy, but regretfully, she never allowed me to penetrate her anejohn.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

F.O.W

Flavor of the week. Meaning weekly love interest.

Oh, so he’s your new F.O.W.

by Ocram May 27, 2019

Blue Angel

The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)

I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

Phart

1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.

2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.

The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

by Ocram April 28, 2003