F.O.W

Flavor of the week. Meaning weekly love interest.

Oh, so he’s your new F.O.W.

by Ocram May 27, 2019

Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

by Ocram April 29, 2003

Ron Jeremy

A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.

by Ocram May 03, 2003

Debauchery Pebbles

1. Chocolate chips.
2. Any tasty yet nutritionally vacant
morsel that is difficult to consume
with discretion.

We cuddled on the couch and watched a movie while engorging ourselves on debauchery pebbles.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

track marks

Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.

Damn it all. I just bought these briefs last week and they are already trashed with track marks.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Phart

1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.

2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.

The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

anejohn

The anus.

Johanna was quite randy, but regretfully, she never allowed me to penetrate her anejohn.

by Ocram April 28, 2003