Contrary to most of the definitions here, Google dictionary defines this as "a young woman who offers herself as a sex object for young men."
This is the primary definition, the "guy who offers himself to women" is the second meaning.
This is the primary definition, the "guy who offers himself to women" is the second meaning.
Classmate 1: Look at Brandon's girl companions, he's such a boy toy
Classmate 2: Uh, don't you mean his girl companions are his boy toys?
Classmate 1: No, I mean he's a boy toy
Classmate 2: Okie then
Classmate 2: Uh, don't you mean his girl companions are his boy toys?
Classmate 1: No, I mean he's a boy toy
Classmate 2: Okie then
by Obv troll is obvious October 06, 2020

Coolmathgames.com is a website created in 1997 that hosts some of the most entertaining flash web browser games that you'd find yourself playing even while not at school. The games really have nothing to do with math at all, it has all the popular game titles that you'd find on other flash game websites. Its ingenious URL has managed to slip through most school's website filters for over 22 years, deceiving gullible teachers alike.
Some cool facts about coolmathgames:
1) The website is older than most of its users
2) In an article published by Popular Mechanics, Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as it's technically true (ALL games require logic and thinking).
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
Some cool facts about coolmathgames:
1) The website is older than most of its users
2) In an article published by Popular Mechanics, Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as it's technically true (ALL games require logic and thinking).
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on coolmathgames.com
by Obv troll is obvious December 14, 2020

Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks
by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!
*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!
*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021

One of the most badass porn material to have existed on the interwebz. Its popularity has faded away due to a shift in demographic (and also, well, the fear of being incriminated). There was a website called IsAnyoneUp that specialized in revenge porn. Today, revenge porn mostly exists in the form of deepfakes.
Person 1: Hey wanna watch some revenge porn
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
by Obv troll is obvious January 26, 2024

Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021

A brand of car that is only famous in Europe (and China), and rightfully so, as it would never fare well with any of the famous car brands.
Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Me, standing beside my new Citroen: Hey! Guess what's new about me
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
by Obv troll is obvious October 10, 2020
