Obv troll is obvious's definitions
The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!
*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!
*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021
Get the pouring the milk firstmug. One of the most badass porn material to have existed on the interwebz. Its popularity has faded away due to a shift in demographic (and also, well, the fear of being incriminated). There was a website called IsAnyoneUp that specialized in revenge porn. Today, revenge porn mostly exists in the form of deepfakes.
Person 1: Hey wanna watch some revenge porn
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
by Obv troll is obvious January 26, 2024
Get the Revenge pornmug. Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
Get the touch grassmug. A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).
See also: Bullshit detected
See also: Bullshit detected
Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
by Obv troll is obvious November 27, 2020
Get the get a load of this guymug. Coolmathgames.com is a website created in 1997 that hosts some of the most entertaining flash web browser games that you'd find yourself playing even while not at school. The games really have nothing to do with math at all, it has all the popular game titles that you'd find on other flash game websites. Its ingenious URL has managed to slip through most school's website filters for over 22 years, deceiving gullible teachers alike.
Some cool facts about coolmathgames:
1) The website is older than most of its users
2) In an article published by Popular Mechanics, Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as it's technically true (ALL games require logic and thinking).
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
Some cool facts about coolmathgames:
1) The website is older than most of its users
2) In an article published by Popular Mechanics, Coolmathgames was listed as one of the 50 most important websites
3) They originally had a slogan, which was "where logic & thinking meets fun & games". It's a very clever slogan as it's technically true (ALL games require logic and thinking).
4) During the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, Coolmathgames saw a drastic increase in popularity
When the teacher left for a quick pp break, all the third graders in the computer lab starting playing games on coolmathgames.com
by Obv troll is obvious December 14, 2020
Get the coolmathgames.commug. We all know what a(n internet) troll is. It's someone who intentionally says something offensive or controversial within a forum or comment thread, just to elicit a reaction.
Unfortunately nowadays this term is often abused as an "argument stopper", where somebody calls someone a troll just because his/her viewpoint does not align with theirs, or that they refuse to believe what they said was true. That is not unwarranted per se, especially if the person unironically said something so stupid or misguided (e.g. earth is flat), but even a person with a reasonable point or who is telling the truth could be labelled a troll.
Unfortunately nowadays this term is often abused as an "argument stopper", where somebody calls someone a troll just because his/her viewpoint does not align with theirs, or that they refuse to believe what they said was true. That is not unwarranted per se, especially if the person unironically said something so stupid or misguided (e.g. earth is flat), but even a person with a reasonable point or who is telling the truth could be labelled a troll.
Person 1: Pineapples on pizza is the best thing in the entire world!
Person 2: Please stop trolling, thanks.
Person 1: k
Person 3: OMG I just found a $100 bill on the ground!
Person 4: No you didn't, stop trolling for attention troll.
Person 3: Wha....
Person 2: Please stop trolling, thanks.
Person 1: k
Person 3: OMG I just found a $100 bill on the ground!
Person 4: No you didn't, stop trolling for attention troll.
Person 3: Wha....
by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021
Get the Trollmug. A woman who dominates the club scene and reigns supreme over all other club-goers. She's the girl who knows everyone, gets free drinks from the bartenders, and always has the best spot in the VIP section. She's got style for days and can dance like nobody's business.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about the new girl in town who goes out clubbing every night?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Queen of Clubs? She's the one who runs the scene. She's got all the connections, gets free drinks, and always has a table waiting for her. And have you seen her moves on the dance floor? She's the real deal.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Queen of Clubs? She's the one who runs the scene. She's got all the connections, gets free drinks, and always has a table waiting for her. And have you seen her moves on the dance floor? She's the real deal.
by Obv troll is obvious April 7, 2023
Get the Queen of Clubsmug.