Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.
by obsidian March 22, 2004
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samid

King light $kin realist nigga in the game
KL$ (Samid) will fuck yo bitch
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hatred

Hatred is an important factor in the true human nature. Its best described as a state of controlled chaos wich instead of being a phisical state, such as a country withought goverment, is a mental state. Its made when anger solidifies in the persone psyché, usualy towards an individual or a group (wich can over time turn into a grudge), but also could be towards an object like a flower pot or even EVERYTHING at the time.

Hatred is natural, nothing wrong with it. Its important to vent your hatred in any way possible since if not that could lead into frustration.
Hatred is the essence of mankind, thats why we cant live withought war.

Hatred lies deep in your soul, your mind and your actions, theres no escaping from it.
by obsidian August 23, 2005
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spite

An internal fealing of extreme hatred and on ocasions other emotions at the same time (envy, fobia, more hatred). In most ocasions spite can cous psychopathy, an urge to hurt, an urge to kill, a deathwish or simply loosing consiousness and regaining it at a random place (police station, hospital, graveyard, friends house, dumpster, etc) covored with blood and with a very sharp object in one hand.

note: spite is much more as hatred, in the same mannar as love is much more tha likence
Spite coused jimmy to go insane and sloughter his classroom with an ak-47
by obsidian January 20, 2005
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NSX

eNN-Ess-eX
Honda engeneering company's mid engined sports car. Sold as an Acura in North America and as a Honda elsewhere.

A shity loser car that costs over $80,000 yet has the less engine power (torque) than an Grand Prix GTP. Truly a sad piece of shit.
by Obsidian March 14, 2003
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Prune

Young Guy One:What's a prune?
Young Guy Two: Any woman mid-forties and up, those are prunes.
Young Guy One: WTF?
Young Guy Two: Old pussy.
Young Guy One: I know a guy that's into prunes, he said he likes eating prunes..
Young Guy Two: You mean the fruit?
Young Guy One: No, he said he liked eating out old women.
Young Guy Three: 'Sup?
Young Guy One: Hey, I was just talking about you.
Young Guy Three: Um..okay. Damn, I could go for some prune juice.
Young Guy Two: You, you mean the fruit, right?
Young Guy Three: Fuck no, that shit is nasty. I'm talkin' 'bout the ladies.
Young Guy One: I told you so.
Young Guy Two: Ew.
by Obsidian April 24, 2005
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Proon

Definition one (n.): Old woman's vagina.
Combination of Prune and pOON...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Alternate spelling-Prune; Poon and pRUNE...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..

Definition two (n.): Oversexed, or prune-like (like the fruit) pussy. (v.): To oversex, to make a pussy look prune-like.

Definition three (v.): To fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Example one: Old Woman
Damn, that's one fine ass proon.

Example two: Old Woman
Guy one: Dude, she's like sixty!
Guy two: Yeah, I have a thing for proon.

Example three: (n.) Oversexed; prune-like pussy.
Random Oversexed Woman: My pussy is sooooo pruned, I can cum on command!

Example four: (v.) To make pussy look prune-like.
Some Guy: I fucked her so hard for so long, that pussy will looked pruned for life.



Example three: Too fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Young Woman: You prooned her over prooning me!
Young Man: I'm sorry, yes I prooned her.
Young Woman: But, but...she's a proon!
Old Woman: I may be a proon, but I'm a proon that's getting prooned!
Young Woman: OMGTFBBQ!
by Obsidian April 23, 2005
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