OZ's definitions

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 7, 2003

puss debree

Debree found within the vagina. Usually black in color. Quite rare but you'll notice it if you run into it.

We were having such good sex, then all of a sudden i noticed there was some puss debree on my dick!

by Oz January 3, 2005

burger king

A burger place I haven't eaten in for 5 years. Their fries have been remade several times and they still suck. Their burgers suck too aside from a few.

Burger king sucks, their new commercials with a guy in a King outfit is fucking scary.

by Oz April 19, 2005

Salty

adjective describing someone who is bitter about something

After her boy dumped her she was totally salty.

by Oz February 3, 2005

buff tings

Sexy, Fit

"Yo blud check her she's buff tings"

by Oz August 7, 2003

laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.

1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"

by Oz February 27, 2005

grandpa

Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.

Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.

by Oz January 18, 2005