Bitch, suck my dick.
"s my d" is commonly used as an abbreviation for suck my dick, b is sometimes used in place of bitch, hence bsmd=bitch, suck my dick.
"s my d" is commonly used as an abbreviation for suck my dick, b is sometimes used in place of bitch, hence bsmd=bitch, suck my dick.
—You little perv, you were looking down my shirt weren't you?
—Hell no! Don't accuse me!
—Leave me alone perv
—BSMD!
—Hell no! Don't accuse me!
—Leave me alone perv
—BSMD!
by omgwtfbbq22 March 26, 2007
Similar to an A-B conversation, (so C yourself out) but more serious in nature.
Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
-Donald: So I was about to pull an RTFWBG on the bitch when...
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!
by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 21, 2009
Dude! Your Louis Vuitton pocket-protector is amazzafuckingtastic!
by OMGWTFBBQ22 October 22, 2009
Reverse Titty-Fuck with Ball Gobble.
A man straddles a woman's face and fucks the cleavage between the tits while the woman simultaneously gobbles the man's balls.
A man straddles a woman's face and fucks the cleavage between the tits while the woman simultaneously gobbles the man's balls.
At the hotel, we demonstrated RTFWBG in the conference center, pool, lobby, room 213, and during the Continental Breakfast.
An instant classic, you'll be sure to try again and again.
An instant classic, you'll be sure to try again and again.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 February 17, 2008
This is a sexual act necessitating five people. Two must be male and three female. It starts with one female servicing another female while being serviced by a different female, both of which are being penetrated by different males. The Japanese Bridge is similar to an expanded version of the Eiffel Tower
G.......................G
U->GIRL GIRL*<-U
Y......GIRL ^....... Y
Figure 1A.
*splash zone
Fig. 1A: Diagram of a classic Japanese Bridge
U->GIRL GIRL*<-U
Y......GIRL ^....... Y
Figure 1A.
*splash zone
Fig. 1A: Diagram of a classic Japanese Bridge
by OMGWTFBBQ22 October 04, 2010
A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.
Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.
by omgwtfbbq22 August 11, 2007
1.When a girl surprises a guy by saying she is pregnant with his child, and using a blue preggo-test stick as evidence.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 August 17, 2007