OD Smith's definitions
A nice part of the English countryside with some stunning views, ruined by having Cheltenham smack bang in the middle of it, proclaiming itself to be "Heart of the Cotswolds".
by OD Smith February 21, 2005
Get the cotswoldsmug. There's something wrong with this episode of Desperate Housewives - it looks as if Teri Hatcher is eating food. Oh, wait, it's The New Adventures of Superman.
by OD Smith January 13, 2009
Get the The New Adventures of Supermanmug. by OD Smith January 31, 2009
Get the Romfordmug. 1. The man who puts the "USA" into sausage.
2. Illiterate hick.
3. Psychopath, especially when it comes to the Arab world.
4. Warmonger.
5. Tony Blair's owner.
6. The man who's sole purpose is to rip up the US Constitution for his own ends.
2. Illiterate hick.
3. Psychopath, especially when it comes to the Arab world.
4. Warmonger.
5. Tony Blair's owner.
6. The man who's sole purpose is to rip up the US Constitution for his own ends.
Afghanistan, Iraq, and whichever of Iran or Syria he fancies bombing in about July 2005. When not turning that hatred onto his own people via the Patriot Act and numerous other acts of legislation.
by OD Smith March 11, 2005
Get the george w bushmug. The least charming aspect from those charmless fuckers at New Deal.
Whenever you get an increase in your benefits, be it when you're placed on a six month course or turn 25, you will receive one of these in the mail. It states that you didn't apply for one of the shitty jobs they gave you without your consent three months ago (every time), and that if you do not explain why, you will have that hard earned £20 extra taken from you.
Basically, they hope you get so pissed off you write "Fuck you" on the slip, at which point they'll cancel your claim.
Whenever you get an increase in your benefits, be it when you're placed on a six month course or turn 25, you will receive one of these in the mail. It states that you didn't apply for one of the shitty jobs they gave you without your consent three months ago (every time), and that if you do not explain why, you will have that hard earned £20 extra taken from you.
Basically, they hope you get so pissed off you write "Fuck you" on the slip, at which point they'll cancel your claim.
"Why did you not apply for a job that is three hours travel for you with a wage that does not cover travel expenses? We want our money back, just because we're a bunch of wankers who can't do our jobs properly, so should be in your place."
by OD Smith April 15, 2005
Get the ES40mug. Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...
by OD Smith March 31, 2005
Get the Brooklyn Beckhammug. by OD Smith March 21, 2005
Get the didomug.