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trout cream

"I was raw dogging becky yesterday"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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droopy tea bag

That act of being tea bagged by an old man.
Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 4, 2018
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Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.
Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.
Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018
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pseudology

1. The non-study and non-research of current news and declaring it fake if it disagrees with your world view.

2. The practice of not verifying claims that agree with your worldview and passing it off as proof that your worldview is correct.

3. Pseudologist - a person who makes a living, or a profession out of pseudology.
1. The easily verifible news contradicted Donald's worldview, so he declared that it was fake. Donald has practiced pseudology.

2. Claims were made that an Oregon white supremacist was a Bernie Sanders supporter because of quotes found on a Twitter page bearing the white supremacist's name. Instead of spending 10 minutes looking this up, Jethro used this as proof that liberals were violent. Had he verified the claim, he would have discovered that the Oregon white supremacist shared a name with someone who was indeed a Sanders supporter, and the actual white supremacist supported the same candidate as Jethro. This is an example of pseudology.

3. Alex is working to cause mistrust in easily verifiable events; even declaring in a court of law that his activities and claims were made up. Alex has made a career out of this and he has become a pseudologist.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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menstradump

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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immidouche

A simple minded person that insists that all people in the United States except the indigenous population are immigrants. Such a philosophy ignores the fact that the ancestors of the indigenous population also migrated here, and the word immigrant literally does not apply to those born in the location where they live.
Some immidouche on Urban Dictionary defined immigrant as "What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans." Clearly this fucker doesn't know what immigrant means or where the indigenous population of the United States came from.

It is hard to be a defender of immigration to our country when many of its defenders are immidouches making up bull shit feel good statements that show their lack of knowledge. Please stop the contrived platitudes and argue your position using facts instead of inaccurate bullshit.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 3, 2018
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