Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf

jopression 

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

jopression by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

dick 'er bun 

Redneck way of saying "have anal sex with her".

"I don't know Billy Bob," Cletus said, "but lately mine and the ol' ladies sex life hasn't been so good."
"dick 'er bun!" Billy Bob exclaimed.

dick 'er bun by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Mister Oklahoma 

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

Mister Oklahoma by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

ex-ual intercourse 

Sexual intercourse with your ex-wife,ex-husband, ex-boyfriend, or ex-girlfriend

Jane was hoping to run in to her ex-boyfriend at the party tonight. She was in need of a little bit of ex-ual intercourse.

ex-ual intercourse by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

homosplit

When a male and female are married, but one or the other realizes they are attracted to the same sex and leave their partner for a new homosexual relationship.

Lots of people suspected Lisa was a lesbian, so when she married a man people were surprised. A year later when she homosplit with her husband, people responded by saying, "It's about time she came out of the closet!"

homosplit by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

ball milking 

Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.

Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.

ball milking by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

berry bush

Ass crack hair full of klingons from poor hygiene. It resembles a bush with berries on it.

The guy in the porno movie bent over causing the three guys to bust out laughing.
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"

berry bush by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018