god damnit!

The politically correct term to describe the feeling of life grabbing you by the balls.

Life sucks!
God damnit! My teacher is a dick!
God damnit! I hate my fucking job!
God damnit! I have lost faith in the human race!
God damnit! Why didn't my mom have an abortion?
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fullourange

A word that points out the tragedy that some words don't rhyme.
I couldn't think of any word that rhymes with silver, purple or orange, so I invented the word fullourange.
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ketchup and mustard

These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.

I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.
Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:

(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...

Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:

(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!
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Thread Excavator

Someone who bumps really old threads on message boards.
Thread Excavator! Where did you dig up this old thread
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dibs

You say this if you want to be first in line, have the first slice of cake/pizza, want the front seat...
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zonar control

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.

Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...
What happened to my zonar control?

and

She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!
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stripcam

When two people linked by webcams strip for each other
Brb I need to lock my door if we are going to stripcam... :/

Yeah stripcamming is great fun.
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