Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy
If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?
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Joe mama sucked my dick

A counter attack to opponent when he says "Who's Joe Mama?"
P1: Joe
P2: Who's Joe?
P1: Joe mama
P2: Who's Joe mama?
P1: Joe mama sucked my dick
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How to poop

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop
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1. Sex jokes
2. Editors never add your definitions (KEEP OUT!)
3. Names
4. Bad gramnar
urban dictionary in a nutshell

1. Cookie
A womans pussy

2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)

3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)

4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in
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turi ip ip ip

A song by the name of Electro-Light - Symbolism. This is a first line of lyrics, and these types of lyrics can be gathered by listening to the song by different perspective (for example Avicii - Levels, aauuughsomtims igongotfeling yeah). Usually used in rap battle memes.
Joe (Electro-Light - Symbolism):
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ip ip ip ip tsha ik
ip tura ip ik
eugh eugh isha ik turisha

Mama (Calvin Harris - Summer):
Wenomechainsama
Tumajarbisaun
Wifenloof
Eselifterbraun
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How to type correctly

This tutorial is for urban dictionary users.
1. Use auto correct
2. Google words that you think you misspelled
3. Make sure it's easy to read
4. Write in plain english
5. Don't write long sentences
6. Be sure to use commas
How to type correctly

1. Bad english
Plain
Somethinf that can be visuallized clearl thefeore it makes easier to grab it

Example:
Its very visually plain

2. Proper english
Plain
Something that can be seen clearly.
It also refers to simple, basic, completely.

Example:
This bird is in plain view.
It's a plain design.
This guy is plain stupid.
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std

A thing used in C++. It's short for standard
1 example:
#include <iostream>

int main(){

std::cout << "Hello World";
}

2 example
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

int main() {

string ans;

cout << "Hello ";

cin >> ans;

if (ans == "Pornhub"){

cout << "Really?";

} else if (ans == "World"){

cout << "Yes";

} else {

cout << "nice try";

}
}
// Shit code I know
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