Notmelol123's definitions

urban dictionary in a nutshell

1. Sex jokes
2. Editors never add your definitions (KEEP OUT!)
3. Names
4. Bad gramnar

urban dictionary in a nutshell

1. Cookie
A womans pussy

2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)

3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)

4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in

by Notmelol123 February 17, 2022

The Last of Us Part II

Dogshit story with amazing fluid gameplay, extreme goriness and great stealth mechanics

The Last of Us Part II had one of most boriest stories and yet they got 10 out of 10 from IGN, whereas Doom got 7.1 out of 10. IGN, more like 'I suck my moms boobs for dinner'

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Where's my definition?

When you publish your perfect definition on urban dictonary and it mysteriously vanishes without your consent nor email comes up in your inbox regarding it

Where's my definition? Please don't tell me that they didn't publish my definition

by Notmelol123 May 16, 2022

rettiwt

Twitter backwards. It also means that you are bored to death

rettiwt sound like retweet

by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022

Sign up Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning.

When your chronic boredom has control over you and decide to copy 'Sign up Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning.' right from homepage. Don't lie, you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc.

I am sooooooooo bored that I gonna search up 'Sign up Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning.'

Holy shit, whoever defined this is more bored than I am

by Notmelol123 February 15, 2022

How to type correctly

This tutorial is for urban dictionary users.
1. Use auto correct
2. Google words that you think you misspelled
3. Make sure it's easy to read
4. Write in plain english
5. Don't write long sentences
6. Be sure to use commas

How to type correctly

1. Bad english
Plain
Somethinf that can be visuallized clearl thefeore it makes easier to grab it

Example:
Its very visually plain

2. Proper english
Plain
Something that can be seen clearly.
It also refers to simple, basic, completely.

Example:
This bird is in plain view.
It's a plain design.
This guy is plain stupid.

by Notmelol123 February 19, 2022

qvqgqyqtqfqcqrqdqxqeqsqzqwqaqqquqhqbqiqjqnqoqkqmqpql

You reached prolonged levels of boredom to the point where vgytfcrdxeszwaquhbijnokmpl wasnt enough. You first tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Then you tried mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq etc, etc.

Mom walks into the room
Mom: what are you doing?
Son: i typed qvqgqyqtqfqcqrqdqxqeqsqzqwqaqqquqhqbqiqjqnqoqkqmqpql in urbandictionary
Mom: calls 911

by Notmelol123 January 5, 2022