When you publish your perfect definition on urban dictonary and it mysteriously vanishes without your consent nor email comes up in your inbox regarding it
by Notmelol123 May 16, 2022
So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
by Notmelol123 May 09, 2022
YouTube's shitty algorithm thought that I was looking for half naked big tits, when in reality I was searching for 'Escape from Tarkov'
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
People who believe other idiots. They also go and show their idiocy. Idiot syndrome is easily spreadable
List of symptoms:
-Falls for misinformation
-Below avarge iq
-Believing in stupid things
-Idiocy
Symptoms that develop after 2-8 weeks:
-Believing earth is flat
-Believing in santa claus
-Believing video games cause violence
-Believing vaccines cause autism
-Believing mental disorder dont exist
-Believing viruses dont exist
Idiot syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persists for 2 weeks
-Goes out and shares their idiocy
Idiot syndrome background:
There was a one idiot on phone who decided to write up about idiot syndrome on urban dictionary
Idiot syndrome cure and treatment:
Currently there is no cure for idiot syndrome. However there are 2 treatments know as special needs school, and fact check. They decrease idiocy and increase intelligence.
Idiot syndrome cases:
4,800,986,012 (uprising)
These cases include:
-Tiktokers
-Urban dictionary voulnteer editors who decide which definition they will accept
-One idiot who decided make this definition
-Discord moderators
-Reddit users
-Reddit moderators
-Twitter users
-Urban dictionary definition makers
-Prank channels
-Reaction channels
-Logan and Jake Paul followers
Idiot syndrome prevention:
-High intellect
-Early education
-Good parenting
List of symptoms:
-Falls for misinformation
-Below avarge iq
-Believing in stupid things
-Idiocy
Symptoms that develop after 2-8 weeks:
-Believing earth is flat
-Believing in santa claus
-Believing video games cause violence
-Believing vaccines cause autism
-Believing mental disorder dont exist
-Believing viruses dont exist
Idiot syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persists for 2 weeks
-Goes out and shares their idiocy
Idiot syndrome background:
There was a one idiot on phone who decided to write up about idiot syndrome on urban dictionary
Idiot syndrome cure and treatment:
Currently there is no cure for idiot syndrome. However there are 2 treatments know as special needs school, and fact check. They decrease idiocy and increase intelligence.
Idiot syndrome cases:
4,800,986,012 (uprising)
These cases include:
-Tiktokers
-Urban dictionary voulnteer editors who decide which definition they will accept
-One idiot who decided make this definition
-Discord moderators
-Reddit users
-Reddit moderators
-Twitter users
-Urban dictionary definition makers
-Prank channels
-Reaction channels
-Logan and Jake Paul followers
Idiot syndrome prevention:
-High intellect
-Early education
-Good parenting
by Notmelol123 January 30, 2022
This needs a fixing. Here's a proper version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never define someone's name or post people’s personal information.
Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
by Notmelol123 May 23, 2022
Joe: Dude, this guy is very overweight
Mama: He's probably discord moderator or reddit administrator
Joe: Yeah, I agree
Mama: He's probably discord moderator or reddit administrator
Joe: Yeah, I agree
by Notmelol123 May 22, 2022
Me: It's time to go
Gf: You hang up
Me: No you hang up
Gf: You should hang up
Me: No, you should hang up
Basically a loop of no u
Gf: You hang up
Me: No you hang up
Gf: You should hang up
Me: No, you should hang up
Basically a loop of no u
by Notmelol123 February 10, 2022