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Definitions by Notmelol123

I'm stupid 

Yes you are stupid. Lazy over weight type of stupid
Why did you searched up I'm stupid?
I'm stupid by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022

I'm stupid 

You are correct. You are stupid lazy very overweight
Why the fuck did you even searched up I'm stupid in urban dictionary? And why the fuck did I even define I'm stupid in urban dictionary?
I'm stupid by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022

urbandictionary.store

A website that no one goes to
urbandictionary.store sells mugs with custom words which is nice

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

This needs a fixing. Here's a proper version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never define someone's name or post people’s personal information.
Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work

Very overweight 

A synonym for moderator, administrator and avarage reddit life
Joe: Dude, this guy is very overweight
Mama: He's probably discord moderator or reddit administrator
Joe: Yeah, I agree

Where's my definition? 

When you publish your perfect definition on urban dictonary and it mysteriously vanishes without your consent nor email comes up in your inbox regarding it
Where's my definition? Please don't tell me that they didn't publish my definition

How to poop 

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022