by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020
Possibly the scariest movie ever made. I praise this movie for its creative thrills and how it did it on such a small budget. Directed by Ari Aster who also direct Midsommar, this guy will get in your head. Some amazing performances done by the legendary Tony Collet and the equally talented Alex Wolff that would haunt your dreams. A story about a bad family situation that only keeps getting worse, and ad some Pagan rituals and you got this movie. It’s got some unimaginable family drama that makes you feel like you are a part of it while it makes you feel the devil breathing down your neck. While I praise this movie for its sophisticated and not cheap scares with a family drama that I hope will never happen in mine, this movie is not meant for everyone. Do be warned, with movie will go into your eyes and skull fuck you until you love it or until you just become a schizophrenic. There is a reason it is rated R, not just for the nudity at the end and like four f bombs, but it will bring some “inspired” dreams. If you thought that the conjuring was scary, wait until you watch this masterpiece of horror
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020
The best worst movie ever made staring Tommy Wiseau as Johnny. The acting in this movie is so good that it makes the sight of Stephen King’s dick look pleasant. The story is so well put together that it makes it look like a four year old autistic kid wrote it. The sex scenes are so sexy and hot it makes the desert look wet. This movie was probably responsible for Napoleon Dynamite tho, but this movie tried to be an actual drama thriller and Napoleon Dynamite was a comedy. I honestly get a few good kicks out of this movie.
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020
When texting your crush, you only hit the middle texting option until it makes a full sentence or when you decide to stop, and send it to them.
I just tried Neutral Gain, it says “that you have got to me beat the world and it was all good bruh.” And she said “Do you want me to wack you off?”
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020
During sex one partner will urinate into the other partners oral region, the urine must be a mixture of piss and cum.
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 23, 2021
Horror director that started his career with a short film “The Strange About The Johnson’s“ where the family is in a pretty messed up situation. He then went on to direct the A24 film “Hereditary” possibly the scariest movie ever, about another messed up family situation but has a supernatural spice to it. After the success of “Hereditary” he will go on to make yet another A24 film “Midsommar” about friends going to a pagan village and witnessing the horrors of the religion’s rituals. Ari Aster is not a name to let your guard down when watching his movies.
Man: So did you see that one movie that was super scary and made me not want to sleep for three days?
Woman: You mean the one Ari Aster movie?
Man: Yeah, that one!
Woman: You mean the one Ari Aster movie?
Man: Yeah, that one!
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 20, 2020