by NotPieGuy January 12, 2022

How come a woman can get an abortion and kill her kid and that’s fine, but if I but a bullet through her head I get charged with double homicide?
by NotPieGuy November 12, 2021

The big man upstairs who created the universe.
I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!
by NotPieGuy December 21, 2021

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2022

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.
John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
by NotPieGuy December 08, 2021

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

A person who has a different opinion than you.
Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: Vanilla is my favorite flavor of cake.
John: I prefer chocolate, want to try this chocolate cake I baked earlier? It’s really good!
Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OK Nazi. I’m cancelling you.
John: I prefer chocolate, want to try this chocolate cake I baked earlier? It’s really good!
Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OK Nazi. I’m cancelling you.
by NotPieGuy January 18, 2021
