Definitions by NotPieGuy

God 

The big man upstairs who created the universe.

I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!

God by NotPieGuy December 21, 2021

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

Abortion 

child murder

How come a woman can get an abortion and kill her kid and that’s fine, but if I but a bullet through her head I get charged with double homicide?

Abortion by NotPieGuy November 12, 2021

Definition 

Are you retarded

You looked up the definition of definition. Jill yourself

Definition by NotPieGuy November 9, 2021

69420

Maybe if I say “nice” enough, people will think I’m cool!

Redditor: 69420!!!!! Lmao keanu chungus wholesome 100 you just won the internet thanks for the gold kind stranger ratio lolmao!!!

69420 by NotPieGuy October 27, 2021

Setup laugh 

A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.

John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.

Setup laugh by NotPieGuy September 18, 2021

The United States 

We got freedom, we got guns, and, despite what the inevitable negative like/dislike ratio on this definition may tell you, we still have our own culture.
God bless America.

John: God bless the United States.
Sam: Amen.

The United States by NotPieGuy September 10, 2021