NotPieGuy's definitions

God

The big man upstairs who created the universe.

I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!

by NotPieGuy December 21, 2021

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

Abortion

child murder

How come a woman can get an abortion and kill her kid and that’s fine, but if I but a bullet through her head I get charged with double homicide?

by NotPieGuy November 12, 2021

Definition

Are you retarded

You looked up the definition of definition. Jill yourself

by NotPieGuy November 9, 2021

69420

Maybe if I say “nice” enough, people will think I’m cool!

Redditor: 69420!!!!! Lmao keanu chungus wholesome 100 you just won the internet thanks for the gold kind stranger ratio lolmao!!!

by NotPieGuy October 27, 2021

Setup laugh

A fake laugh performed as set-up for a joke, sarcastic comment, or other form of spoken comedy/humor.

John performed a setup laugh for a joke about war when his friend, Sam, began a conversation about the sporadically-appearing eight-foot-tall screaming skinless corpse that kept showing up when he was eating cereal.

by NotPieGuy September 18, 2021

The United States

We got freedom, we got guns, and, despite what the inevitable negative like/dislike ratio on this definition may tell you, we still have our own culture.
God bless America.

John: God bless the United States.
Sam: Amen.

by NotPieGuy September 10, 2021