Not-gonna-tellya's definitions

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

afro bush

Thick, kinky pubic hair.

That afro bush was so gnarly that I was up to my elbows before I got to first base.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

faaip de oaid

What a person yells out when smashing a finger with a hammer.

"Faaip de oaid! Dammit, anyhow!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

da cunt

Verbal shorthand for "The Count", as in "The Count of Monte Cristo."

Hey man, the teacher made us read "Da Cunt" and write an essay about it.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

all anal gang bang

Appropriate punishment for child molesters, baby-killers,and pedofiles. These scum are placed in the exercise yard of any hard-core penal institution and the guards are paid to look the other way for a few hours.

(Name of any child-molesting scum) should receive the ultimate all anal gang bang in addition to his life sentence.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

habadabah

What Fred Flintstone likes to say before the word "doo".

"Wilma, please suck my habadabah-doo."

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005