Jabbage

A salad made from shredded cabbage and Jicama.

Mother served Jabbage along with our knackwurst and sauerkraut.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

mabbot

Childish definition of those white squiggly offspring of flies.

"Mommy! Look at those mabbots on Daddy's corpse!"

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 21, 2005

Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.

I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Waflicate

Figuring out how many types of waffle and fruit or ice cream combinations you can order at I-Hop.

I waflicated that I could have 2,000 combinations of waffles and fruit, 3,700 combinations of waffles and various flavors of ice cream, and 111,514 combinations of waffles with both fruit AND ice cream.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

all anal gang bang

Appropriate punishment for child molesters, baby-killers,and pedofiles. These scum are placed in the exercise yard of any hard-core penal institution and the guards are paid to look the other way for a few hours.

(Name of any child-molesting scum) should receive the ultimate all anal gang bang in addition to his life sentence.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005