The amount of frivolous government spending of my hard-earned tax dollars.
Congress passed a gabillion dollar budget for 2005.
A man's speedo swimsuit.
Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.
Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.
Buy a
banana hammock
mug!
Childish definition of those white squiggly offspring of flies.
"Mommy! Look at those mabbots on Daddy's corpse!"
Figuring out how many types of waffle and fruit or ice cream combinations you can order at I-Hop.
I waflicated that I could have 2,000 combinations of waffles and fruit, 3,700 combinations of waffles and various flavors of ice cream, and 111,514 combinations of waffles with both fruit AND ice cream.
What Fred Flintstone likes to say before the word "doo".
"Wilma, please suck my habadabah-doo."
Rare skin disease found in third-world countries,caused by eating unwashed sand. Symptoms are blurred vision, heart palpitations, and rectal itching.
"Dr. Watson, I presume you know that this is one nasty case of Xaverious!"
The area on a girl's lower back that is exposed between the top of her hip- hugger pants and the bottom of a skimpy T-shirt, often exposing a tattoo above the crack.
Check out the peekaboo patch on THAT one!
Buy a
Peekaboo Patch
mug!
