drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005

Eagle Scout Project

A group of otherwise popular and attractive females having charity sex with an undesirable male.

That guy is really ugly, has no money, and probably hasn't ever been laid. He needs an Eagle Scout Project for the one and only time in his pitiful life. Put on your blindfolds and nose plugs. Let's go girls!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

mac and cheese afro

Unruly blonde pubic hair.

I buried my face in that mac and cheese afro and all I could taste was fish.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

da man dem

Insisting on someone doing something for you.

As your mother would say, "I demandem that you pick up your dirty shorts off the floor!"

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Ear fuck

Talking trash over the phone because your squeeze is somewhere else having sex.

"Hey, ear fuck me baby. Let's breathe heavily, ask what each other is wearing, and discuss how to get each other get off over the phone."

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

na nu na nu poopoo

Ablative of nu na nu na pee pee.
Used primarily as an expletive expressing suprise.

What the na nu na nu poopoo?!?!?!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

da cunt

Verbal shorthand for "The Count", as in "The Count of Monte Cristo."

Hey man, the teacher made us read "Da Cunt" and write an essay about it.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005