Not so super DJ Gennady's definitions

M.I.L.F.

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

1.self explanatory
2. "

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

murphy's law

1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy

1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!

2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 12, 2003

Jetta

VW automobile that is slightly smaller than a Passat, yet larger than a VW Golf. Like much of the VW line, the Jetta features excellent safety, a nice assortment of colors, and sturdy German engineering. unfortunately, that can't hide the fact that the Jetta is a girl's car and many guys are still driving them.

Gennady:On the road, I noticed that there are many Jetta's on the road.
Bob: yeah, so?
Gennady: Youre the only guy Ive ever seen driving one.

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

Chinese Food

A godsend from the culinary dieties from above. Chinese food is indeed the greatest stuff ever edible that is not American in origin. Best eaten hot, cold, or anywhere. Yet never eat Chinese food alonel,savor its sweet taste with a friend.

Chinese food is from heaven!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003

got it going on

1.A really hot girl that has an excellent figure, a lot of class, and an extreamely friendly demeanor.
2.Someone with good luck.

Dude, check out Irina, she has got it going on!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 16, 2003

la dolce vita

1. Italian phrase meaning the sweet life. life should be lived to the fullest.
2. Eating your favorite food, seeing your favorite movie, and falling in love/fucking that girl you've always had your eye on-- and all before noon!

I live la dolce vita....or at least in my dreams....

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 5, 2003

Florida

The Sunshine State. A southern state that contains major concentrations of hicks in the north, elderly Jews in the south, and areas of other great concentrations of certain groups. Florida is heavily populated in the east, and quiet in the west. Tampa may possiby be the most dangerous city in the nation, but crime is high throughout the state. The state is known for being a haven for vacationers, the starting point for most of the nation's drugs, and always having warm conditions (yet often rainey).

I have no opinion on Florida.

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 6, 2003