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A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. That’s enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.
by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020
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by Not a legend 27 April 26, 2020
Get the The Donut Toss Game mug.Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019
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Well, I would like to introduce you to Frank. He drives a giant pickup truck and takes it around town just begging and pestering people to pay attention to it. His country music is so loud that you can hear it from 12 houses away. He often loves to showboat. He often pulls a boat with his truck and takes it to work with him just so he can try to impress all of his coworkers (even though most, if not, all of them can’t stand him.) He also talks so loud you can hear him from the other side of a Dave and Buster’s. He drinks so much that he’s probably gotten at least two DUI’s. He watches football extremely often, and thinks that watching football is a religion. He screams and cries so much when the New England Patriots win, even though they won the super bowl like 6 times already. In fact, the neighbors have called the cops and filed so many noise complaints yet he won’t stop. He’s a huge trump supporter. If he gets bad service at a store, he’ll go on a rampage just like Karen.
Well, I would like to introduce you to Frank. He drives a giant pickup truck and takes it around town just begging and pestering people to pay attention to it. His country music is so loud that you can hear it from 12 houses away. He often loves to showboat. He often pulls a boat with his truck and takes it to work with him just so he can try to impress all of his coworkers (even though most, if not, all of them can’t stand him.) He also talks so loud you can hear him from the other side of a Dave and Buster’s. He drinks so much that he’s probably gotten at least two DUI’s. He watches football extremely often, and thinks that watching football is a religion. He screams and cries so much when the New England Patriots win, even though they won the super bowl like 6 times already. In fact, the neighbors have called the cops and filed so many noise complaints yet he won’t stop. He’s a huge trump supporter. If he gets bad service at a store, he’ll go on a rampage just like Karen.
Innocent employee: Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’ve been causing nothing but disturbance since you got here.
Frank: (loud obnoxious screaming, everyone goes silent)NO! I AIN’T FUCKIN LEAVIN! YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I HAVEN’T DONE NOTHIN YOU FUCKIN WHORES! FUCK YOU!
Frank: (loud obnoxious screaming, everyone goes silent)NO! I AIN’T FUCKIN LEAVIN! YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I HAVEN’T DONE NOTHIN YOU FUCKIN WHORES! FUCK YOU!
by Not a legend 27 August 9, 2020
Get the Frank mug.A very stupid and cringy event where all of the sports teams are represented in a high school. All of the band geeks play loud ass instruments, and cheerleaders scream so loud, you can’t even hear the person two seats away. It’s very pointless and 80% of the kids are on their phones. Even the seniors leave before it starts.
William: Hey Ryan there’s a pep rally at 1. You want to leave? We can go out for lunch.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
by Not a legend 27 December 3, 2019
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