Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.
Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!
by Not a legend 27 November 08, 2019
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Person 2: No
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Person 2: No
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Person 2: No.
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Person 2: No
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Person 2: No.
by Not a legend 27 August 04, 2019
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Get the 3 AM mug.Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*
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Get the COVID-76 mug.A very stupid and cringy event where all of the sports teams are represented in a high school. All of the band geeks play loud ass instruments, and cheerleaders scream so loud, you can’t even hear the person two seats away. It’s very pointless and 80% of the kids are on their phones. Even the seniors leave before it starts.
William: Hey Ryan there’s a pep rally at 1. You want to leave? We can go out for lunch.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
by Not a legend 27 December 03, 2019
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Well, I would like to introduce you to Frank. He drives a giant pickup truck and takes it around town just begging and pestering people to pay attention to it. His country music is so loud that you can hear it from 12 houses away. He often loves to showboat. He often pulls a boat with his truck and takes it to work with him just so he can try to impress all of his coworkers (even though most, if not, all of them can’t stand him.) He also talks so loud you can hear him from the other side of a Dave and Buster’s. He drinks so much that he’s probably gotten at least two DUI’s. He watches football extremely often, and thinks that watching football is a religion. He screams and cries so much when the New England Patriots win, even though they won the super bowl like 6 times already. In fact, the neighbors have called the cops and filed so many noise complaints yet he won’t stop. He’s a huge trump supporter. If he gets bad service at a store, he’ll go on a rampage just like Karen.
Well, I would like to introduce you to Frank. He drives a giant pickup truck and takes it around town just begging and pestering people to pay attention to it. His country music is so loud that you can hear it from 12 houses away. He often loves to showboat. He often pulls a boat with his truck and takes it to work with him just so he can try to impress all of his coworkers (even though most, if not, all of them can’t stand him.) He also talks so loud you can hear him from the other side of a Dave and Buster’s. He drinks so much that he’s probably gotten at least two DUI’s. He watches football extremely often, and thinks that watching football is a religion. He screams and cries so much when the New England Patriots win, even though they won the super bowl like 6 times already. In fact, the neighbors have called the cops and filed so many noise complaints yet he won’t stop. He’s a huge trump supporter. If he gets bad service at a store, he’ll go on a rampage just like Karen.
Innocent employee: Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’ve been causing nothing but disturbance since you got here.
Frank: (loud obnoxious screaming, everyone goes silent)NO! I AIN’T FUCKIN LEAVIN! YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I HAVEN’T DONE NOTHIN YOU FUCKIN WHORES! FUCK YOU!
Frank: (loud obnoxious screaming, everyone goes silent)NO! I AIN’T FUCKIN LEAVIN! YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I HAVEN’T DONE NOTHIN YOU FUCKIN WHORES! FUCK YOU!
by Not a legend 27 August 09, 2020
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