Definitions by Not a legend 27

39

Screw 69, have you heard of 39? This number resembles anal sex.

You know how I lost my virginity last night? I did 39 with my girlfriend, and now she’s my wife!

39 by Not a legend 27 November 14, 2019

3 AM 

The time to eat a Krabby Patty.
Also the time to chill and watch tv.

Patrick: Oh boy 3 AM!

3 AM by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019

5 AM 

Worst time ever. This is the time that I have to get up and get ready for school since it starts so early.

GOD I HATE 5 AM! I’D RATHER DO ANYTHING THAN GET UP AT 5 AM TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!

5 AM by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019

No fingering February 

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

No fingering February by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019

no 

The word that ruins people’s lives.

Person 1: Hey can you help me on my homework?
Person 2: No

Person 1: Hey can I buy this?
Person 2: No

Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: No.

no by Not a legend 27 August 4, 2019

School

Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.

Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!

School by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019

Peter Pan Penis 

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

Peter Pan Penis by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019