Not a legend 27's definitions

Class of 2020

The best high school graduating class. They deserve a medal since they had to cut a chunk out of their senior year because of the coronavirus. God bless the class of 2020. Sincerely, the class of 2021.

William: Man I feel so bad the the class of 2020. They got their year ruined thanks to this fucking virus.

Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad we’re in the class of 2021. Let’s admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

Tom Nook

A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. That’s enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.

Tom Nook is literally Satan. Not joking.

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

Middletown High School

Middletown High School is the craziest place there could be. There’s a fight every week, and some sort of threat at least once a year wasting everyone’s time.

Middletown High School is the most ghetto place I’ve been to. My trip to Detroit was much safer lemme tell you!

by Not a legend 27 December 3, 2019

COVID-76

A person who is unfortunate as hell to get the Coronavirus 3 times.

Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*

by Not a legend 27 April 25, 2020

The Donut Toss Game

The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.

Josh: Hey wanna play the Donut Toss Game?

Jessica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

by Not a legend 27 April 26, 2020

39

Screw 69, have you heard of 39? This number resembles anal sex.

You know how I lost my virginity last night? I did 39 with my girlfriend, and now she’s my wife!

by Not a legend 27 November 14, 2019

Animal Crossing

A game that has been a Nintendo staple since 2002. It’s life in a video game. You talk to animal villagers, catch bugs and fish, and sell it to make a lot of dough. You can also pay off your mortgage to make your house bigger, and you can customize it.

Connor: Bruh Fortnite is trash, Animal Crossing is where it’s at. You talk to villagers, make money by selling stuff, and a lot more. I think you will like it.
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*

Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020