21 definitions by Not a legend 27

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

Tom Nook

A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. That’s enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.

Tom Nook is literally Satan. Not joking.

by Not a legend 27 April 14, 2020

5 AM

Worst time ever. This is the time that I have to get up and get ready for school since it starts so early.

GOD I HATE 5 AM! I’D RATHER DO ANYTHING THAN GET UP AT 5 AM TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!

by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019

Animal Crossing

A game that has been a Nintendo staple since 2002. It’s life in a video game. You talk to animal villagers, catch bugs and fish, and sell it to make a lot of dough. You can also pay off your mortgage to make your house bigger, and you can customize it.

Connor: Bruh Fortnite is trash, Animal Crossing is where it’s at. You talk to villagers, make money by selling stuff, and a lot more. I think you will like it.
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*

Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!

by Not a legend 27 April 14, 2020

No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

by Not a legend 27 November 9, 2019

COVID-76

A person who is unfortunate as hell to get the Coronavirus 3 times.

Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*

by Not a legend 27 April 25, 2020

Class of 2020

The best high school graduating class. They deserve a medal since they had to cut a chunk out of their senior year because of the coronavirus. God bless the class of 2020. Sincerely, the class of 2021.

William: Man I feel so bad the the class of 2020. They got their year ruined thanks to this fucking virus.

Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad we’re in the class of 2021. Let’s admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.

by Not a legend 27 April 14, 2020