Definitions by Not Zane

math class 

A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!

Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.

math class by Not Zane September 15, 2004

Doe 

Doe is jive for "door."

I am about to kick in the front doe.

Who dat is? go to the side doe.

What the problem is? Go to the front doe.

Doe by Not Zane September 14, 2004

jive 

Like a whole other language in the 70's-80's. Here is a memorable quote from Airplane.

Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy : Oh, good.
Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady : Jive dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

jive by Not Zane September 14, 2004

Homestarrunner

I think I might just be the only person on the planet who doesn't like the homestarrunner series. :(

Dont hate, educate..........

Homestarrunner by Not Zane September 13, 2004

hurt 

An awesome song first played by nine inch nails, then remixed by Johnny Cash. This song makes me bawl nonstop each time I hear it. A truly depressing, yet beautiful song.

I will find a way...

hurt by Not Zane September 12, 2004

Clint Eastwood 

The successor to the throne of John Wayne. This ese here can kill your arse 11 times before you hit the ground, all the while playing texas hold'em.

Clint Eastwood is the undisputed king of western movies, right after John Wayne.

Clint Eastwood by Not Zane September 10, 2004

Fight club 

One of the most ate up movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. It was a great movie, however.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

Fight club by Not Zane September 10, 2004