Conspiracy Theory

Urbandictionary.com is being used for governmental purposes. The government is finding out ways to control us, and is trying to figure out our language via urbandictionary. Please, listen to me, im from the future where every---

OH CRAP, THE CIA IS AT MY HOUSE. RUN FOR THE HILLS, SAVE YOURSEL----


Dear Urbandictionary users, it is the best intention to ensure the safety of its people. Area 61 is not real, nor has never been. The government is not using urbandictionary as a resource for population control.

With regards, The Central Intelligence Agency.

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Opposite of cool

Yo mama, obviously.


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Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P

by Not Zane September 19, 2004

douchebaggery

The art of douchebaggery could be defined as this:

POSTING A DEFINITION OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND IN REALLY HORRIBLE SPELLING, AND GRAMMAR. THERE ARE ABOUT 300,000 DEFINITIONS EXPLAINING WHY Jenny HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.

STOP THE DOUCHEBAGGERY I SAY! GRACIAS A TODAS.

by Not Zane September 04, 2004

The meaning of life

To serve God with the best of your ability,to be virtuous.

Atheists are going to cuss me out because they are insecure.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Crayons

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

by Not Zane September 21, 2004

AOL Instant Messenger

Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.

I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.

Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?

Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.

Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.

by Not Zane September 06, 2004

Rambo

Picture this, a lone guy in the middle of a forest facing atleast 50 guys. Okay now imagine the manliest guy you can think of, multiply it by 10 and you get rambo.

Give rambo a toothpick and a plastic screwdriver and he will mess up an entire army.

by Not Zane September 10, 2004