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by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 5, 2020
Get the AAAAAAAAAA mug.A. What you say when you say/do something embarrassing in public.
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke
A. Random Guy: waves
Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT
Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 6, 2020
Get the end my misery mug.The sound you make when you;
1. are cheating on, or don't know the answers on the test, but to avoid the teacher's attention, you fake being in deep thought.
2. Someone close to you (in person) asks you a very confusing question (usually for the jokes) or a very hard question, you make this sound while thinking about it, before answering.
3. are in deep trouble, usually with a significant other or parent, and when they ask you something along the lines of "What did you do wrong?" trying to make you confess so you feel guilty. If you decide to piss them off further, you make this sound despite knowing full well what you did wrong.
1. are cheating on, or don't know the answers on the test, but to avoid the teacher's attention, you fake being in deep thought.
2. Someone close to you (in person) asks you a very confusing question (usually for the jokes) or a very hard question, you make this sound while thinking about it, before answering.
3. are in deep trouble, usually with a significant other or parent, and when they ask you something along the lines of "What did you do wrong?" trying to make you confess so you feel guilty. If you decide to piss them off further, you make this sound despite knowing full well what you did wrong.
(1.) Jim: cheating on the test, when he notices the teacher is coming
Also Jim: Starts rubbing his chin "thoughtfully" "Hmm..."
Teacher: may have noticed what he was doing, may have been oblivious, but the anxiety of whether the teacher knew or not would be eating Jim up from the inside.
(2.) Friend: "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Me: "Hmm..."
Also me: "Well, the egg, because evolution occurs through childbirth and..."
(3.) Pissed off GF: "What did you do wrong tonight?"
BF: decides to be an asshole "Hmm... I don't really know! What did I do to ya?"
GF: becomes a literal tomato "YOU ASSHO-" throws something at him
Also Jim: Starts rubbing his chin "thoughtfully" "Hmm..."
Teacher: may have noticed what he was doing, may have been oblivious, but the anxiety of whether the teacher knew or not would be eating Jim up from the inside.
(2.) Friend: "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Me: "Hmm..."
Also me: "Well, the egg, because evolution occurs through childbirth and..."
(3.) Pissed off GF: "What did you do wrong tonight?"
BF: decides to be an asshole "Hmm... I don't really know! What did I do to ya?"
GF: becomes a literal tomato "YOU ASSHO-" throws something at him
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 7, 2020
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"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer October 1, 2020
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Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I did the hugest fart and established fart dominance over my cousins while they were over.
Guy 2: WTF
Guy 2: WTF
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer January 16, 2022
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"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021
Get the John Wick mug.Originating from Australia. Aussies can swear, say g'day m8, ride motorcycles regardless of age and call their dog Rover even if it isn't called that
"G'day, mate! Lovely day to throw some shrimp on the barbie, eh?"
"Why do you speak like that?"
"'Cause I'm Aussie, ya fuckin' cunt!"
"Why do you speak like that?"
"'Cause I'm Aussie, ya fuckin' cunt!"
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer July 28, 2021
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