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Definitions by Nora O'Shaughnessy

ginger envy

This is envy of redheads or guys with redheaded girlfriends; based on their allure and reputation for strong sexual desire.
Seamus and Molly were the envy of all his mates because of Molly's bright red hair and her unbridled sexual intrepidness. You might say that he was the target of ginger envy.
ginger envy by Nora O'Shaughnessy November 19, 2007

Indiana implants

These are a substitution for breast implants in wich the user stuffs her bra with tissues.
Although Vickie was relatively flat-chested, she used the temporary fix of Indiana implants, courtesy of Kleenex. It even gave the illusion of cleavage.

skin the bunny 

A tag game played by midwestern rednecks in which the participants, usually quite drunk, run, hop, or stagger after a running girl player who is wearing a halter or bikini top. The winner is the player who catches her and successfully strips her of her top. This may be followed by chugging a beer, fondling the bunny, or both.
On Saturday night, everyone got drunk and played skin the bunny. Sharon enjoyed being the bunny.

Louisville Slugger

A man who prefers to drink his whiskey "neat."
Seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he's a real Louisville Slugger.

frat boy hell 

Very noisy off-campus apartments.
Living in frat boy hell does have its compensations: occasionally younger guys will ask you out, and you're almost never awakened by morning noises.
frat boy hell by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 26, 2005

distant viewing pantyhose 

Ones with runs; worn only when one can avoid being seen up close.
It's Wednesday, two days before pay day; and I'm down to distant viewing pantyhose. Boo hoo!

full balcony 

Here's to breast augmentation surgery, and the full balcony that I got from it!
full balcony by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 25, 2005