NonpedoSargon's definitions

Dark Brandon

The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."

"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"

"That would be Dark Brandon."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.

"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."

by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021

Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.

Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Transperbole

The absurd over-the-top apocalyptic hyperbole deployed by trans and their allies whenever their insanity is pointed out.

"Transwomen are men and I don't believe they should be allowed to take pictures in the little girls' loo."

"I'm sorry that you think transwomen don't exist--we are here and we will photograph whomever we want. Stop genociding us."

"Oh god--please stop with the transperbole already. Obviously you exist and how could anyone forget it you when you can't even shut up about it for five seconds at a time."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Straight

The sexual orientation of approximately 94% of all human beings on Earth i.e. attracted solely to members of the opposite sex. "Straight" does NOT include "attraction to people of the same sex making a very sad and pathetic attempt to cosplay as the opposite sex."

"Hey John, are you going to go on a date with that transwoman?"

"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"

"Yeah John but straight also includes...."

"Just stop Fred."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Gay Niggers From Outer Space

The single greatest motion picture ever filmed. Available on Youtube.

What are you waiting for---go watch it!!!

"You know Jake, sometimes I wonder if it would be possible to get a film called "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" produced into todays climate of political correctness."

"Tom, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question if it really is bothering you all that much."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Pedo Hitler

Joe Biden. A lifelong and notorious pedophile (he's on video on Youtube pinching and twisting eight year old girls' nipples and he showered with his own daughter), Biden was assigned the moniker "Pedo Hitler" after he gave a satanic speech in Philadelphia calling half the nation "semi-fascists" and threatening non-leftists with F-16s and nuclear bombs. The second most evil man in American History after Black Hitler aka Barack Obama.

"Hey who are you voting for in 2024?"

"Well it ain't gonna be Pedo Hitler--I can tell you that right now!"

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022