Noisy Jackets's definitions

acute Sunday paranoia

A temporary but intense feeling of anxiety, dread, or irrational fear that occurs specifically on Sunday, often in anticipation of the upcoming week. This phenomenon can be linked to the "Sunday Scaries" but is characterized by heightened paranoia, such as excessive worry about work, social interactions, or personal responsibilities. Symptoms may include intrusive thoughts, overanalyzing past or future events, and a sense of impending doom that fades once Monday begins or responsibilities are actively confronted.

I hate having acute Sunday paranoia especially when the boss is a tyrant!

by Noisy Jackets March 7, 2025

intentional destructive cooperation

A coordinated effort by individuals or groups within a political or diplomatic framework to deliberately undermine, sabotage, or obstruct collective goals, negotiations, or institutional functions for personal, ideological, or strategic gain. This form of collaboration while appearing as teamwork aims to erode trust, create instability, or weaken opponents through tactics such as misinformation, bad-faith negotiations, strategic non-cooperation, or bureaucratic sabotage. It is often employed to stall progress, shift blame, or manipulate public perception while maintaining plausible deniability.

The act of intentional destructive cooperation is a huge problem in society today.

by Noisy Jackets March 7, 2025

fat-transferred milker enhancements

A colloquial term referring to cosmetic procedures aimed at augmenting breast volume and shape through the transfer of adipose tissue (fat) from other areas of the body. This practice is often sought after by individuals seeking a more voluptuous appearance, combining aesthetic enhancement with the potential benefit of utilizing one's own body fat, rather than synthetic implants.

Her curves look great after the fat-transferred milker enhancements.

by Noisy Jackets October 26, 2025

xinshanmei

A term originating from Chinese cultural and social media contexts, referring to a woman characterized by a voluptuous physique, featuring ample breasts enhanced by fat transfer implants as opposed to traditional silicone implants. The term "new mountain girl" (新山妹) has become prevalent in social media fashion, where "mountains" colloquially symbolize the prominence of her breasts, especially on platforms such as TikTok.

She is a beautiful woman, naturally curvy, and fashionable and some might suggest she embodies "xinshanmei" ideals, perhaps even through breast augmentation with fat transfer.

by Noisy Jackets October 28, 2025

Middle of June syndrome

A psychological condition characterized by feelings of loneliness and emotional distress following a romantic breakup or the absence of significant relationships. This syndrome typically manifests during the warm summer months, particularly in mid-June, when individuals may experience heightened sensitivity to solitude, enhanced by late-night introspection and reminiscence of a lost love amidst oppressive heatwaves. Based on the song "Heatwaves" by Glass Animals, released in 2020, which addresses the subject in the lyrics and reflects on lost romantic interests.

I still think about her late at night because of my Middle of June syndrome.

by Noisy Jackets October 29, 2025

spenthead

An individual who is mentally exhausted or overwhelmed, often as a result of excessive thinking, stress, or fatigue.

This term implies a state of depletion in cognitive resources, leading to reduced mental clarity and decision-making ability.

I feel like a spenthead right now after doing all that college work and the final exams.

by Noisy Jackets October 29, 2025

jelly-filled lovelies

A lighthearted and whimsical term referring to breasts that have been enhanced through fat transfer breast augmentation, emphasizing their plump, squishy, and rounded appearance.

These jelly-filled lovelies are so beautiful and squishy that I could jump on them for hours.

by Noisy Jackets October 30, 2025