Noel S's definitions
by Noel S December 3, 2003

An annoyingly P.C. car line that pretenses to be the Macintosh of automobiles but in fact is the Windows of such. A car designed with no consideration for the driver or owner. A car for people that would rather not be bothered with driving but have no choice. A conveyance slightly more dignified and gratifying than the bus.
by Noel S November 28, 2005

by Noel S December 3, 2003

by Noel S December 3, 2003

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.
by Noel S December 3, 2003

That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.
by Noel S April 13, 2006

the annoying tendency for any grocery or convenience store beer case to be 99% filled with different brands of the same bland undrinkable 'American pilsner': Budwieser, Miller, Coors, etc.,with the remaining 1% contaning poor examples of imported beers like Heiniken or corona. Often the only ale offering is
Bass.
Bass.
I went to the store wanting some DunkelWiesen but was disapointed to find a bad case of Pilsner Proliferation.
by Noel S December 3, 2003
