Noel S's definitions

Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Pilsner Proliferation

the annoying tendency for any grocery or convenience store beer case to be 99% filled with different brands of the same bland undrinkable 'American pilsner': Budwieser, Miller, Coors, etc.,with the remaining 1% contaning poor examples of imported beers like Heiniken or corona. Often the only ale offering is
Bass.

I went to the store wanting some DunkelWiesen but was disapointed to find a bad case of Pilsner Proliferation.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Elder Wear

Frustrating and unusual wear on items caused by poor vision and or reflexes of the elderly, ironically found on things usually very well maintained and otherwise gingerly used.

"See that '92 acura? it's got only 34 thousand miles on it and complete service records, too bad about the Elder Wear at all four corners from sad attempts to park it".

by Noel S November 28, 2005

Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV)

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.

Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Nadhere (nadhesion)

N.The effect of ones scrotum sticking to ones leg for any reason.

Knowing that my goods might nadhere to my thigh,I wisely chose to wear briefs instead of boxers.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Saturn Car

An annoyingly P.C. car line that pretenses to be the Macintosh of automobiles but in fact is the Windows of such. A car designed with no consideration for the driver or owner. A car for people that would rather not be bothered with driving but have no choice. A conveyance slightly more dignified and gratifying than the bus.

Look at all those saturn cars in the employee lot of the Technology Park!

by Noel S November 28, 2005

Shrapnel

Coins given as a tip- Annoying or inconvenient change.

That party of cubicle dwellers from the phone company tipped me a buck 75 in shrapnel!

by Noel S December 3, 2003