prarie dogging

When corporate hacks raise heads above the cubicle walls and look around to see office goings on.

That data entry guys cussing out of his wife on the phone caused a sudden rash of prarie dogging.

by Noel S December 03, 2003

Shrapnel

Coins given as a tip- Annoying or inconvenient change.

That party of cubicle dwellers from the phone company tipped me a buck 75 in shrapnel!

by Noel S December 03, 2003

Saturn Car

An annoyingly P.C. car line that pretenses to be the Macintosh of automobiles but in fact is the Windows of such. A car designed with no consideration for the driver or owner. A car for people that would rather not be bothered with driving but have no choice. A conveyance slightly more dignified and gratifying than the bus.

Look at all those saturn cars in the employee lot of the Technology Park!

by Noel S November 28, 2005

AOl customer service syndrome

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

by Noel S December 03, 2003

Overcoat Show (see X Files)

N.TV noir- extranatural crime drama with characters clad in overcoats in seemingly all climates. Also a near decade long history of the miniaturization of cellphone tecnology.

TNT inserts commercials in strange places in reruns of the overcoat show.

by Noel S December 03, 2003

Biomechanical Zoom

A method of framing a photography subject by aiming the camera then stepping forward or back.

That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.

by Noel S April 13, 2006

Keghugger

Asocial partygoers who chaindrink around the keg and vanish the instant the keg is spent.

Cindi came back to us feeling a little foolish after failing to engage those keghuggers in conversation.

by Noel S December 03, 2003