Noel S's definitions

Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Saturn Car

An annoyingly P.C. car line that pretenses to be the Macintosh of automobiles but in fact is the Windows of such. A car designed with no consideration for the driver or owner. A car for people that would rather not be bothered with driving but have no choice. A conveyance slightly more dignified and gratifying than the bus.

Look at all those saturn cars in the employee lot of the Technology Park!

by Noel S November 28, 2005

Nadhere (nadhesion)

N.The effect of ones scrotum sticking to ones leg for any reason.

Knowing that my goods might nadhere to my thigh,I wisely chose to wear briefs instead of boxers.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

prarie dogging

When corporate hacks raise heads above the cubicle walls and look around to see office goings on.

That data entry guys cussing out of his wife on the phone caused a sudden rash of prarie dogging.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV)

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.

Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Biomechanical Zoom

A method of framing a photography subject by aiming the camera then stepping forward or back.

That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.

by Noel S April 13, 2006

Pilsner Proliferation

the annoying tendency for any grocery or convenience store beer case to be 99% filled with different brands of the same bland undrinkable 'American pilsner': Budwieser, Miller, Coors, etc.,with the remaining 1% contaning poor examples of imported beers like Heiniken or corona. Often the only ale offering is
Bass.

I went to the store wanting some DunkelWiesen but was disapointed to find a bad case of Pilsner Proliferation.

by Noel S December 3, 2003