Definitions by No Hemingway

Faminator 

A person who promotes famine as a political tool.

Wow, Boris Johnson made The Faminator Priti Patel his Home Secretary.

Faminator by No Hemingway August 5, 2019

Big Dick Day 

When you organise a spectacular military parade to say, "Tanks" to all your dictator friends.

Did you see all those Russian tanks at the inaugural Big Dick Day?

Big Dick Day by No Hemingway July 3, 2019

BREXIT Breakfast 

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.

I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.

BREXIT Breakfast by No Hemingway November 13, 2018

Voetry 

When people express their political opinion through poetry and song.

There is so much voetry on Twitter and Instagram as we approach the midterm election.

Voetry by No Hemingway October 16, 2018

guam missile crisis 

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.

Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.

guam missile crisis by No Hemingway August 11, 2017

Earther

The belief that Donal Trump is not eligible to be president unless he can prove he is from Earth.

If Trump was a birther, should´t we all become earthers?

Earther by No Hemingway August 23, 2016