Nik 's definitions

convicted

n. a fucking gay ass south jersey metal band with no singer. haha, rob thinks you guys are faggots. dave knows about 3 chords, jared knows 2 time signatures, and they all fuck eachother at band practice. god they are gay. i would rather listen to a fat black man having an orgasim than listen to them for two seconds.

oh shit, dude, we suck, lets just give up playing instruments and never make fun of fallen rebel for being better than us ever again...thank you, goodnight

by nik October 25, 2004

woozer

(1) another term for loser (2) someone who easily gets confused and can't buy tickets the right way kz she doesnt know the time (3) anyone named diane

Diane is a f***ing woozer

by NIK April 18, 2005

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

osculation

The act of recieving blowjobs from Christian music festival attenders dressed as spiderman...

I was osculating like no other, yo, g-unit.

by Nik April 25, 2004

van anh

a lil azn gurl that is deeply obsessed with sum lil guy. is a tomboy cuz she has no gurl siblingz, sad lil gurl..

1)ur just like that gurl, van anh!
2)i wish i waz van anh.
3) van anhz soo sad shez like a guy.

by nik January 12, 2005

timepass

Passing the time doing nothing much.

Obviously stems from the words "time" and "pass"...effectively meaning passing the time (but in a non-productive way).

Background: Used in India colloquially.

Q:"What's up man, What are you upto?"
Ans: "Nothing dude, just timepass"

by nik May 13, 2005

Vega

Vega is a short form for Cerwin Vega speakers. Or used for any car audio. Commonly used to tell somone how awsome there sound system is

Shit man, your vegas POUND, I think my ears are bleeding!!

by Nik April 14, 2005