Eastern Kentucky University

One of the best universities for people who should not be in school. They could save time by skipping this step and going directly to work at McDonald's.
1. -"Did you go to college?"
-"No, I went to Eastern."

2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."
by Nick S. December 09, 2004
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farkel

My Irish friend is a farkel.
by Nick S. June 18, 2003
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Shyamalaned

When things appear to be going fine, then take a terrible turn for the worst. Based off of the style of writing/directing of filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan, a proponent of twist endings.
Dude, I was about to hook it up with this hot girlie, but then it turned out she was a dude. There were a lot of signs that suggested she was a dude, but I overlooked them; in hindsight it all makes sense. I just got Shyamalaned.
by Nick S. June 20, 2006
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hot-sex-porn

Common porn ---- White, Blonde 20 somthing women with large breasts.

Say it all as one word.
I went to that store but they only had hot-sex-porn.
by Nick s. April 04, 2004
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fudgemonkey

Synonym for : Crap, Shit, hell, a person ect.
1. What the fudgemonkey?!

2. Oh fudgemonkeys!

3. Damn that fudge monkey!!
by Nick s. April 04, 2004
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Fartnocker

You are such a frickin' Fartnocker.
by Nick s. April 04, 2004
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