double chuck

In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.

Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"

by Nick D November 01, 2005

run the table

To keep winning a game (beirut, beer pong, pool/billiards, checkers) so that you stay on the table and opponents keep coming like lambs to the slaughter.

Last night Simon and I ran the beirut table and groupies were eyeing us like a kid in a candy store.

by Nick D July 12, 2004

snake in the grass

A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.

Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."

by Nick D March 04, 2005

go apeshit

To have a cow and totally lose it.

After his pet baboon got out of its cage and threw its feces all around the house, Mike totally went apeshit.
(go apeshit)

by Nick D October 21, 2005

lemon extract

The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.

Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.

1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade

After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

Dag

1) "damn..."
2) expression of surprise or amazement

1) Dag...I got fired from Dempsey's
2) You mean you found 7 mosquitoes in one omelet? DAG!

by Nick D February 21, 2003

stack

To possess a lot of money or be extremely rich.

Niggaz be addin' and subtractin' just to figure out without a doubt that we stackin'.

by Nick D April 12, 2004