Nick D's definitions

the sack

Bed...generally has sexual connotations.

Maria was a terrible cook and talked to fucking much, but because she had a huge rack and was a demon in the sack, Phil decided to put the cap on the kitchen cleaner and keep the ol' bag around for a little while longer.

by Nick D November 24, 2003

old bag

A haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman.

Gertrude: "So Frank, did you hear about Walt's little doctor's visit? Seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. Let me tell you..."
Walt: "For Christ's sake! Shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!"

by Nick D August 19, 2004

goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.

When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.

by Nick D August 18, 2004

fork it over

To hand something off to another person, usually used when an item is being confiscated or something is owed.

You: "What seems to be the problem, officer?"
Cop: "Speeding, you idiot!"
You: "I don't think so, I was going the speed limit."
Cop: "Yeah...um...well...that box of Krispy Kremes! You have drugs in there, don't you?"
You: "Uh...no."
Cop: "Stop being a smartass! Fork it over!"
(Cop ravenously scarfs down all 12 donuts)
Cop: "Nope, no drugs. Sorry to bother you. Have a nice day."
(Cop pulls into Dunkin' Donuts for a second helping)

by Nick D July 19, 2004

being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

like there's no tomorrow

Excessively. A synonym of like it ain't no thing or until the cows come home.

You know the old saying: work like you need the money, dance like no one's watching, and smoke dat chronic herb like there's no tomorrow.

by Nick D March 18, 2004

blunt

1. (adj) abrupt and obvious in manner of speech.
2. (adj) not sharp-pointed; dull (describing an object).

1. To be blunt about it, I really need a fucking blunt. I haven't had a good smoke all day.

2. Hand over the blunt before I hit you with this large blunt object. I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by Nick D April 28, 2003