double-bag it

To use two condoms when banging a bitch.
Double-bagging it with that dirty ho saved me from getting AIDS and syphilis, but unfortunately I still ended up with gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis B, C, P, and W, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp.
by Nick D December 03, 2003
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ticket

Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."
by Nick D September 26, 2003
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put it on me

Ja Rule say put it on me! HOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
by Nick D February 21, 2003
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loaded

containing ammunition.
Ja Rule: "Nigga why you laughing at me? I'm gonna shoot yo wanksta ass for the 10th time...HOLLA!"
50 Cent: "You dumb cookie monster-ass bitch! That shit ain't loaded! HAHAHA! But this here gun is, motherfucker! I think about the game and what it's like and WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU?!!!" (BANG BANG!)
by Nick D May 30, 2003
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she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.
Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."
by Nick D May 18, 2004
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fish

An animal that lives in the water and swims. They might kill you in some instances.
"Where's Kenny?"
"Dude, a fish killed him."
"Damn."
"Let's go play wiffle ball."
by Nick D March 06, 2003
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Swanson's dinner

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent
I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.
by Nick D February 27, 2003
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