Definitions by Nick D

llell 

Short for llello...Hispanic-origin slang for cocaine. Alternate (but less correct) spellings are yay and yea.

"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play
But other than that, get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin to
Blow my buzz..."
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"

Teacher: "Kenny, what's 2 times 4?"
Kenny: "Um...uh...8?"
Teacher: "YAY! You got it right!"
Crackhead Jimmy: "Llell!?! What!?! Where!?! I need a freeze like there's no tomorrow."
Teacher: "No, Jimmy. We've gone over this before. 10 to 11 is math time. Drug dealing is only OK during lunchtime and gym class."

llell by Nick D November 5, 2005

protein shot 

A shot of jizz in the mouth.

Sara is a vegan but I keep her on a balanced diet with daily protein shots and hot beef injections.

protein shot by Nick D November 3, 2005

gang of 

A very large number or amount of. A close synonym of grip of.

"Later on that day, Dr. Dre came through with a gang of Tanqueray and a fat-ass J that made me choke...sheeeit this ain't no joke." -Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Gin and Juice"

A gang of gangs ganged up on my gang in that gang war. Damn did we get our shit handed to us.

gang of by Nick D November 3, 2005

double chuck 

In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.

Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"

double chuck by Nick D November 1, 2005

spam popsicle 

Penis; cock; one-eyed monster. A synonym of meat popsicle.

Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

spam popsicle by Nick D November 1, 2005

TNA 

An acronym for "Then. Now. Always." Means something always has been, is now, and always will be. Not to be confused with "T&A" (Tits & Ass).

"I hear your mom has some major T&A."
"Hell yeah she does! TNA!"

TNA by Nick D October 27, 2005

babysitters club 

Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.

Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"

babysitters club by Nick D October 25, 2005