Nick D's definitions

hoodrat hoochie mama

A dirty skank ho from straight out the projects. Comes from the 2 Live Crew song "Hoochie Mama".

(in the 1950's, in the suburbs)
Charles: "Gee buddy, haven't seen you in awhile. How are you?"
Juwan: "What's crackin' playa? Hey what's been goin' down wit dat bitch you been sweatin'?"
Charles: "Oh, Susie? She's a swell girl. We're going steady now, and I gave her my pin."
Juwan: "Right on brotha, lots a niggaz done pinned that bitch."
Charles: "What are you saying?"
Juwan: "She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama."
Charles: "Susie is a nice girl, whether or not she's sucked every cock in the county. And you're white."
Juwan: "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well I'd better get going, my mother is expecting me for supper at 6 o'clock sharp."

by Nick D May 10, 2004

fell out of the tree

Fell out of the ugly tree...explains how someone (a girl, usually) became ugly.

I'd give that girl a 0 out of 10 even with Stanford goggles...she fell out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down!

by Nick D February 8, 2003

stog

A stog is a cigar, not a cigarette. Short for stogie.

Bill: "Sorry, I guess it's just too small."
Monica: "That's all right. Use this stog, that'll do the trick."

by Nick D December 1, 2003

air head

Oral sex on an airplane.

During the 5 hour flight to Cali my bitch put her head under the blanket and it looked like she was just sleeping on my lap. But little did the rest of the plane know, I was actually getting some killer air head.

by Nick D January 28, 2004

papers

Documents necessary to pass into another country or legally live there, such as a passport, visa, or green card.

Fred: "Dag dogg, I can't believe El Rodeo shut down. What's up with that?"
Billy: "Yeah, you know that dirty guy Jose that runs the place, that dirty Mexican...they deported his dirty ass."
Fred: "Man everyone knew that dirty wetback didn't have papers. What a shame. That joint had good tacos."
Billy: "Word."

by Nick D December 4, 2003

h to the izzo

water, in ebonics.

Kizznids, remember to say nizzo to drizzugs, exercizzize, izzeat rizzite, and drink a shit load of h to the izzo.

by Nick D January 5, 2007

Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch

When you come around looking for money when you're broke but nobody ever sees yo ass when you're rich.

Nigga last month you didn't chill round here at all riding yo' Escalade and shit but now the rent's due and you all up in our grills. Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch.

by Nick D February 11, 2003