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hogged up

Amber: "So I hear you're going on a date with some new guy tonight...Jack was his name, right?"
Gretchen: "Damn right...I've got a big date with good ol' Jack Daniels! I'm fin' to get all hogged up and screw whatever guy hits on me first at Bubba's Tavern. WOOO-WEE!" *BUUUUUURP!!!*
by Nick D May 28, 2006
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the breakfast club

Collective name for those ridiculous characters invented by cereal companies to market their products to little kids (Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, the Trix rabbit, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, etc.)
(scene from "The Breakfast Club")
Tony the Tiger: "Christmas? Yep, it was a banner year at the ol' Tiger residence. My dad hands me a pack of cigarettes and says 'Smoke up, Tony, THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAAT!"
by Nick D July 22, 2004
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econ

1) (n) Short for "economics."
2) (adj) Very cheap, low-quality, and budget. Short for "economical."
3) (v) To scam (con) someone over the internet.
Jeff: "How's that new Navigator you got over the internet, man? Those cars are sweet...and what a steal for $10,000!"
Geoff: "Um, yeah. It was a damned compass...you know those things you navigate with?"
Jeff: "OOOOOOOH that sucks man...haha, navigator...I get it! You got straight-up ECONNED!!!"
Geoff: "I should have known there was something up when they didn't have a picture. And it was totally econ too. It came from the Dollar Store and the needle was broken. Retail value: 20 cents."
Jeff: "You should have known better, idiot. You're an econ major!" *SMACK!!!*
by Nick D May 29, 2005
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13375p33x0r

A person who pretends to be cool by speeking in 13375p33k (computergeekese), but is really just in dork-denial and sucks (is NOT 1337) in every respect, including the cock. See fudge packer.
I've been traumatized for life ever since I walked in on that 13375p33x0r feverishly whacking his 2" dick to gay porn.
by Nick D May 31, 2003
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dirt cheap

As inexpensive as you're going to find anywhere.
"Yo check out that nigga rollin' by in that 911 over there."
"Yeah, his car might be worth a lot, but word on the street is his mom is dirt cheap."
by Nick D February 20, 2004
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got sum teeth

The basic qualification that determines whether or not a one night stand was worth it when you wake up sober in the morning and see the skank without beer goggles.
"This my favorite song
I sing along when the DJ
And if I leave her tonight and I fall asleep
And I wake up
Hopefully she got sum teeth"
-Obie Trice, "Got Sum Teeth"
by Nick D February 13, 2004
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Smirnoff Ice

Jon is such a bitch. Word on the street is that he plays quarters with Smirnoff Ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.
by Nick D October 29, 2003
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