Nick D's definitions

pine box

coffin

"Put you in a pine box wit nine shots from my glock fellas." -Nas

by Nick D May 20, 2003

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

by Nick D July 23, 2006

upstate

Jail. The same thing as up north. Comes from New York, where thug niggaz get sent to the penitentiary upstate of the city.

After the boys upstate get to you, your shit will probably double in diameter.

by Nick D January 13, 2004

Alize

a fruit cognac drink, enjoyed by thugs and hustlas.

Anybody who knows Dre knows I'm about fast cars and Alize, partying all day.

by Nick D February 23, 2003

Mazda RX8

the tightest new whip coming out in the 2G+3...may possibly even surpass its 1980's-90's predecessor, the Mazda RX7.

In my jacked-up Mazda RX8 with the help of a little bit of nitrous, I smoked that sucker in the Porsche 911 as if he was driving a dump truck.

by Nick D October 2, 2003

hide and go fuck yourself

a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.

Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006