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A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.
Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.
by Nick D November 11, 2003
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2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high
2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high
1) "Hell yeah...we're going to the big dance! Money!"
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."
by Nick D February 25, 2003
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"Bartender, bring me a Big Mac combo and a Jeri curl kit." -B.G.
"Had a Jeri curl didn't quite learn...on da block with yo' glock trippin' on sherm." -2pac
"Had a Jeri curl didn't quite learn...on da block with yo' glock trippin' on sherm." -2pac
by Nick D June 4, 2003
Get the Jeri curl mug.Jail. The same thing as up north. Comes from New York, where thug niggaz get sent to the penitentiary upstate of the city.
by Nick D January 13, 2004
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Get the Alize mug.After I nailed the last guy to win our dodgeball game, the whole team gave me high fives, except for Steve, who smacked me in the ass. What a balltickler that guy is.
by Nick D October 25, 2005
Get the balltickler mug.Rutherford: "What a lovely morning is, Cardwell."
Cardwell: "Ah yes, Rutherford, it is quite a day for a brisk stroll around the estate, is it not?"
Rutherford: "Certainly. I cannot wait to retire to the manor where my handmaiden has prepared freshly baked scones and the finest tea of China."
Cardwell: "She is quite the lovely young lady, I must say."
Rutherford: "Oh, so you take a liking to my handmaiden, do you? Well your handmaiden is quite elegant as well. I do believe I will invite her over for tea tomorrow afternoon."
Cardwell: "Really? Well I do believe I will have your handmaiden over to my estate that very same day. I will have my chef prepare us a nice lobster dinner and after we are finished, I do believe I will charles it in her."
Rutherford: "Ah, my dear Cardwell, if only you knew that I charlesed it in your own Lady Cardwell just last week. Indabutt."
Cardwell: "Ah yes, Rutherford, it is quite a day for a brisk stroll around the estate, is it not?"
Rutherford: "Certainly. I cannot wait to retire to the manor where my handmaiden has prepared freshly baked scones and the finest tea of China."
Cardwell: "She is quite the lovely young lady, I must say."
Rutherford: "Oh, so you take a liking to my handmaiden, do you? Well your handmaiden is quite elegant as well. I do believe I will invite her over for tea tomorrow afternoon."
Cardwell: "Really? Well I do believe I will have your handmaiden over to my estate that very same day. I will have my chef prepare us a nice lobster dinner and after we are finished, I do believe I will charles it in her."
Rutherford: "Ah, my dear Cardwell, if only you knew that I charlesed it in your own Lady Cardwell just last week. Indabutt."
by Nick D October 19, 2005
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