Nick D's definitions

false dat

opposite of "true dat"...that's bullshit!

"Man I just got me a triple double"
"False dat nigga you know you got no game!"

by Nick D February 7, 2003

small change

An unattractive female who is far from a dime piece. Usually between a 1 and 5 out of 10, "small change" is a fairly general term ranging roughly from penny piece to nothing to write home about.

Tim: "Dude, I heard you got with my sister last night at the Drunken Barn Dance. I'm gonna kill you!"
Jim: "HELL NO!!! I didn't touch that dirty-ass fat-ass rat-faced white trash gutter slut. I don't fuck around with small change like that. Now your mom on the other hand...that's one FIIINE old piece of ass! She was giving me this mean hummer in your house the other day, when your girlfriend Susie comes in. And you know what that trick-ass ho did? I'll tell you she got behind me and gave me the best asshole-licking EVER! Then I 69ed with Susie while your mom took it in the ass from the UPS man. What a grand ol' time! But shit, man, I would never touch your sister. That bitch is a broke down penny piece swamp donkey."
Tim: "Oh shit man, I'm sorry. I thought you were going for my sister. It's all good."

by Nick D May 27, 2006

Dempsey's

a diner that appears to be a Denny's ripoff, but is actually the shiznit since Dempsey's was founded 5 years before Denny's.

I used to flip burgers for a living, but now I work at Dempsey's and also flip chickens and omelets, peel potatoes, and fry fries and chicken fingers. Now I'm a serious pimp.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

yes dear, if you want

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.

"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

mark-ass

(adj) Very pathetic, characteristic of a "mark", or one who is easily owned or taken down. A synonym of weak sauce.

"Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark-ass bitches..." -2pac, "Hit 'em up"

(beirut game)
Adam: "Game over, motherfuckers!"
(squirrelly shot falls 2 feet short)
Nick: "What a mark-ass shot!"
Simon: "Weak sauce!"
Paul: "Alligator arm!"
(Adam runs away crying)

by Nick D February 17, 2005

bis

1) Shortened form of biceps. Commonly used by gym-goers.

2) Short for "bisexuals."

Rocky: "Oh man, my muscles are killing me! Check out the gun show! (flexes arms) I did bis and back at the gym, and I hit it hard!"
Jeff: "Reminds me of your mom and sister last night."
Rocky: "What?"
Jeff: "I hit those bis from the back REAL hard, bitch!"
Rocky: "Awwww sniggity snizzap."

by Nick D September 5, 2005

Peep this while I freak this

sit back and watch while I show off my crazy moves.

I told Bobby, "Peep this while I freak this." Then I went up to his bitch, worked some game, and took her into the bathroom, where I proceeded to slip her the sausage. Then I came out and laughed in his weak cracker face.

by Nick D April 5, 2003