Nick D's definitions

booked

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

mood music

Shit you play when you've got a bitch over to give you a better chance to beat it up.

I got her all worked up by playing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love to You", but she really lost it when I surprised her with the shocker followed by a swift Danza slap.

by Nick D February 1, 2004

joint

A place. Can be any place, doesn't have to be jail or a crack house.
"The joint", however, means the fucking slammer.

Delonte: "Ayyo nigga let's hit up dat science museum tomorrow."
Jameer: "Hell yeah dogg that joint is off da heezy fo' sheezy."
Delonte: "Yeah that joint sho' is better than THE joint."

by Nick D January 31, 2004

poppin' tags

buying shit...poppin' the tags off of merchandise.

Jay-Z be poppin' tags, leavin' tha mall with heavy bags.

by Nick D February 18, 2003

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.

That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!

by Nick D April 3, 2003

poor man's

A knock-off of inferior quality, or something similar to something else, but not as good.

Mr. Ed is the poor man's John Kerry, since he has the same face but inferior public-speaking skills.

Jared was horrified when he remembered going home wasted with a Jessica Alba look-alike, then woke up the next morning naked next to the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell.

by Nick D December 6, 2004

Indiana Jones

to be "jonesin' for" or have a really intense need to go to Indiana

Playa I'm sick of hangin' out in Ohio...I got serious Indiana jones.

by Nick D February 13, 2003