Nick D's definitions

my biznitch iz da shiznit

when you got a fly ass bitch and you want the world to know it.

"My biznitch iz da shiznit."
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

the most pimped-out car accessory available, very rare.

430 Lex with convertible top, and the rims keep spinning every time I stop.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Cannabis Cup

An annual contest in Amsterdam where marijuana growers from around the world bring the cream of their crop and a winner is announced and named best weed in the world. Sponsored by High Times Magazine, and usually held in late November.

Julio: "Sheeeit man I'm on the hunt for the green october like it ain't no thing."
Paul Simon: "You in luck playa. I got this BC bud, this phat chronic nugget from Cali, Cannibus Cup winning Greenhouse Morning Glory from the dam, and then there's this Canadian schwag. What you want."
Julio: "Schwag! Right on! Gimme that shit, I'm gonna go smoke that over in the schoolyard."
Paul Simon: "Fucking rookies."

by Nick D November 5, 2003

absinth

A green liquid containing 60-80% alcohol and wormwood absinth. Good absinth (illegal in most countries) can cause hallucination. Bad absinth just gets you really wasted. Many people believe absinth was the cause of a lot of old French guys going crazy in the 18th and 19th centuries.

The Stanford Tri Delt was straight tore up when I was sober, but as I downed more and more absinth, she magically transformed to beat to slightly below average to nothing to write home about to blowed. Then I got her indabutt and was very surprised when I woke up next to a disgusting pig the next morning.

by Nick D December 4, 2003

see ya later, alligator

Something you say when you intend to say goodbye to someone and come out of the closet at the same time.

Fred: "Well I'm gonna get out of here. Later dogg."
James: "See ya later, alligator."
Fred: "Oh, so that's why you work at Banana Republic. Man, I always thought you were just a flaming metro."

by Nick D January 26, 2004

kids in different area codes

The result of being a big time player or a skank-ass ho, seriously getting around. Often used figuratively.

Bartholomew: "Yo peep dis shiznit nigga. Ya know dat blowed-ass biznitch Gertrude from South Central? Well dat ho be sweatin' deez nutz mothafucka, I'm fin' to tap dat ass and smack dat shit sideways if ya know what I'm sayin'.
Mortimer: "Hell naw dogg you don't want none of dat sheeeit. Dat bitch been around ya know what I'm sayin', she got kids in different area codes."

by Nick D October 15, 2003

challah

A type of white, leavened bread that Jewish people (M.O.T.s) eat. It is pronounced the same as "holla".

I told that Jewish girl to give me a holla sometime, then she showed up at the crib couple of days later carrying a loaf of bread.

Tom: "This party is bernie."
Jon: "Let's bake like challah and leaven."
Bob: "Stop being such a M.O.T."

by Nick D May 30, 2004