Nick D's definitions
We were just cold shooting some hoop when that nigga flipped out over a foul or some shit. So we shot him.
by Nick D February 25, 2003
Get the cold shooting some hoopmug. Your kid: "Hey guys, I stole a 12-pack of Natty from my dad's fridge. Wanna get silly tonight."
Friend: "No, I think we'll just smoke crack instead."
Your kid: "OK, save a couple rocks for me!"
"Get silly...don't stop when the beat drop, just keep shakin' it, get silly." -Sean Paul
"Got me gettin' so silly right now..." -Beyonce
"E'rybody in the club gettin' silly." -J-Kwon
Friend: "No, I think we'll just smoke crack instead."
Your kid: "OK, save a couple rocks for me!"
"Get silly...don't stop when the beat drop, just keep shakin' it, get silly." -Sean Paul
"Got me gettin' so silly right now..." -Beyonce
"E'rybody in the club gettin' silly." -J-Kwon
by Nick D July 19, 2004
Get the get sillymug. Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.
Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."
by Nick D July 20, 2004
Get the fatkins dietmug. 1)
Jay is a big guy, but he's goofy as all hell, so Tim could probably take him.
2)
Corey: "So, uh, you must be from Tennessee...I mean, um, did it hurt?"
Topanga: "When you stuck it in my butt? Yeah, a little at first, but I got used to it."
Corey: "No, I mean when you fell from heaven."
Topanga: "Just shut up and take me! Now!"
Corey: "OK."
Jay is a big guy, but he's goofy as all hell, so Tim could probably take him.
2)
Corey: "So, uh, you must be from Tennessee...I mean, um, did it hurt?"
Topanga: "When you stuck it in my butt? Yeah, a little at first, but I got used to it."
Corey: "No, I mean when you fell from heaven."
Topanga: "Just shut up and take me! Now!"
Corey: "OK."
by Nick D May 22, 2004
Get the takemug. "Without a gun and a badge, what do you got? A sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot." -Eazy-E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")
by Nick D January 28, 2004
Get the a sucka in a uniform waiting to get shotmug. "Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki
Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
by Nick D July 23, 2006
Get the hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sockmug. by Nick D March 31, 2003
Get the Mazda RX7mug.