Definitions by Nick D
fill cups like double D's
To drink an obscene amount, to the point where you're completely tore down and will most likely end up with a woman is tore up.
Louis: "Oh man! Last night I was blazed out of my mind, not to mention I was filling cups like double D's."
Mike: "No kidding. I couldn't believe you went off with that dirty cheese hog beast-woman. She looked like a cross between a 10 dollar crack whore and a broke down parasite-infested sumo wrestler."
Louis: "Well I guess that explains why it itches."
Mike: "No kidding. I couldn't believe you went off with that dirty cheese hog beast-woman. She looked like a cross between a 10 dollar crack whore and a broke down parasite-infested sumo wrestler."
Louis: "Well I guess that explains why it itches."
fill cups like double D's by Nick D August 13, 2004
last ditch effort
As a last ditch effort to become the cool kid and bring down all the jocks that shoved him in his locker and and threw him into piles of horse manure, Gerry turned to UrbanDictionary.com, where he could freely post definitions like "Gerry is da man" and "Joe Sparks is a poop-eating twatfaced loser".
last ditch effort by Nick D August 13, 2004
5 poppin 6 droppin
A popular saying among members of the Bloods gang, which means that Bloods are shooting (poppin) and Crips are dying (droppin). The number 5 symbolizes man, as well as the Bloods, while the number 6 symbolizes the devil, and also the Crips. I have no affiliation with either gang myself.
Pablo: "What's happenin' brotha?"
Jaquan: "Same old same old dogg, 5 poppin 6 droppin."
Pablo: "Fo' shizzle man, keep poppin' some gangsta shit."
Jaquan: "Word on the street."
Jaquan: "Same old same old dogg, 5 poppin 6 droppin."
Pablo: "Fo' shizzle man, keep poppin' some gangsta shit."
Jaquan: "Word on the street."
5 poppin 6 droppin by Nick D August 13, 2004
high and dry
1) A state in which one is left when a partner causes him/her to become sexually excited, but does not allow the person to reach orgasm.
2) What one is when he/she smokes a significant amount of marijuana but does not drink alcoholic beverages.
2) What one is when he/she smokes a significant amount of marijuana but does not drink alcoholic beverages.
1)
After Jenna stormed out of the apartment yelling and screaming, the sheepdog knew that Luke had been left high and dry again and he'd probably end up with a sore ass in the morning once again.
2)
Cop: "So...you were swerving all over the road. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Pat: "Nothing, sir. It's just hard to hold the wheel while you're lighting your bowl. I don't drink. I'm high and dry."
Cop: "And you're about to be high and LOCKED THE FUCK UP! Let's go, buddy."
Brian: "Pat, you fucking idiot."
After Jenna stormed out of the apartment yelling and screaming, the sheepdog knew that Luke had been left high and dry again and he'd probably end up with a sore ass in the morning once again.
2)
Cop: "So...you were swerving all over the road. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Pat: "Nothing, sir. It's just hard to hold the wheel while you're lighting your bowl. I don't drink. I'm high and dry."
Cop: "And you're about to be high and LOCKED THE FUCK UP! Let's go, buddy."
Brian: "Pat, you fucking idiot."
high and dry by Nick D August 13, 2004
beat up
1) (v) To injure physically in a fist fight.
2) (v) To have sex with (a woman).
3) (adj) Extremely ugly, as a person.
4) (adj) Old, weather beaten, and in tatters.
2) (v) To have sex with (a woman).
3) (adj) Extremely ugly, as a person.
4) (adj) Old, weather beaten, and in tatters.
Getting beat up by that sumo wrestler and being run down by his beat up '85 Chevy Nova was quite a price to pay for having beat up his crack whore girlfriend, who ended up looking pretty beat up when I finally sobered up. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit popping Vicodin.
West Virginia University
Called WVU for short, it's the biggest party school in the country. Half the people there are total rednecks, and ALL the people there are raging alcoholics. A good place to go if you want the full-out college experience without silly distractions like classes getting in the way.
Boss: "Now it says here on your resume that you attended West Virginia University for four years. How was that?"
You: "I don't remember."
You: "I don't remember."
West Virginia University by Nick D August 9, 2004
elimidate
(verb) To get rid of a disappointing blind date after you realize she's ugly, fat, a total bitch, or your cousin.
Drew: "Well that brings us to the end of round three, so unfortunately I'm going to have to make a REALLY tough decision. I'm gonna have to elimidate....you, Sally. I'm sorry."
Sally: "What? We're not even on the TV show! You asshole! This is a blind date!"
Drew: "Please, don't make it any harder on yourself. Just go."
Sally: "Well I never! Why me."
Drew: (grabs her stomach fat) *jiggle jiggle jiggle!* "Frankly bitch, you could stand to lose a couple of pounds. Later, skank. I'm gonna go score a half-price lapdance off of that stripper."
Sally: "What? We're not even on the TV show! You asshole! This is a blind date!"
Drew: "Please, don't make it any harder on yourself. Just go."
Sally: "Well I never! Why me."
Drew: (grabs her stomach fat) *jiggle jiggle jiggle!* "Frankly bitch, you could stand to lose a couple of pounds. Later, skank. I'm gonna go score a half-price lapdance off of that stripper."